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    Tentacly its not sex....

    A British man caught with a photograph of another man having sex with a squid has been jailed.
    Andrew Dymond, 46, was sentenced to four months after police found the image on his computer, The Sun newspaper reports.
    They also found a stash of other photographs, including child pornography and images of humans having sex with animals.
    Dymond told a court he looked at the photographs because he could not get sexually aroused.
    He was charged with "performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal, namely an octopus/squid, which was grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character".


    Man jailed over sex-with-squid photograph
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    I read about this a couple of weeks ago.... how can he be charged for sex with a dead animal if it wasn't him in the photo?

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    ^ It was the squid that fingered him

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    Banning child porn is not really censorship, it's simply the outlawing of a product the production of which is harmful to children. That is a legitimate function of government. This squid case is different and just illustrates the stupidity and dangerousness of Government idiots.

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    "A British man caught with a photograph of another man having sex with a squid has been jailed.
    Andrew Dymond, 46, was sentenced"

    Blimey when I first quickly read it I thought it said Andrew Drummond and I immediately thought...so that`s the reason then.

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    In the mid eighties when I started to become aware of porn the Danish farmyard videos and mags were part of the staple diet, fair enough I fully understand and support the condemnation of child porn but the animals stuffs a bit quircky and daft but I don't get the banning of it..

    Too many politicians with too much power i suppose

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    Remembering that squids have razor sharp beaks. OOCH....

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    ^ Remember the James Bond Story Octopussy? (Not the crappy film) Now that was a strange suicide. But I digress.

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    Octopussy

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    It's an age old question.

    Should I eat it, or fuck it?

    We've all been there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    A British man caught with a photograph of another man having sex with a squid has been jailed.
    Andrew Dymond, 46, was sentenced to four months after police found the image on his computer, The Sun newspaper reports.
    They also found a stash of other photographs, including child pornography and images of humans having sex with animals.
    Dymond told a court he looked at the photographs because he could not get sexually aroused.
    He was charged with "performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal, namely an octopus/squid, which was grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character".


    Man jailed over sex-with-squid photograph



    Boring !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent_Smith
    Should I eat it, or fuck it? We've all been there.
    Speak for yourself sicko.
    I've never eaten octopus.

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    ^ me neither mind you i,ve eaten a fre shielas who smelt like a dead one

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