American man - Strip club - Martians - SUV

**dirtydog** · 08-07-2010, 07:56 PM

Man Crashes Car Into Madison Strip Club

Man Tells Police Martians Helped Him

MADISON, Wis. -- A 50-year-old man is facing multiple charges after allegedly crashing his car into a strip club on East Washington Avenue in Madison on Tuesday night.

Police said Keith Rasmussen, 50, of Racine, was asked to leave Vision's Night Club after he vomited in the VIP area.

Rasmussen got in his SUV in the parking lot, put it in reverse and slammed it into the front of the building, authorities said.

A witness told police he and a woman had to jump out of the way to avoid being hit.

After hitting the building, Rasmussen's vehicle jumped the curb and drove down East Washington at a high rate of speed, according to police.

A concerned citizen called 911 after seeing Rasmussen's SUV pull into a parking lot at a high speed.

When police made contact with Rasmussen in the parking lot, they asked him how he was doing.

Rasmussen said, "Not good," but he had "seen some nice strippers."

Police said Rasmussen then denied driving the SUV, telling police Martians helped get him to his current location.

Rasmussen was arrested on suspicion of operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated, reckless driving, hit and run, and entering or leaving a controlled access unlawfully.

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**Loy Toy** · 08-07-2010, 08:01 PM

Must of been drinking with Steven Spielberg in the VIP section.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

telling police Martians helped get him to his current location.

**Dreadlord** · 08-07-2010, 08:10 PM

Of course he vomited in the VIP, have you seen the strippers in Wisconsin ?

I would rather have my leg gnawed off by a toothless poodle than get a lap dance from any of them.

**FailSafe** · 08-07-2010, 08:28 PM

Hardly newsworthy- who hasn't gotten wasted and crashed their car into a peeler bar? We've all been there...

**Lorenzo** · 09-07-2010, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Police said Keith Rasmussen, 50, of Racine, was asked to leave Vision's Night Club after he vomited in the VIP area.

**zygote1** · 10-07-2010, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dreadlord

Of course he vomited in the VIP, have you seen the strippers in Wisconsin ?

I would rather have my leg gnawed off by a toothless poodle than get a lap dance from any of them.

Whoa? Isn't Wisconsin the Dairy state? Surely, then the jugs of milk would be bountiful, right? Besides, there is a reason there is SIN in that state's name. Although I think the state also has the name cheese head attached to it, so maybe they have an issue with male apparatus hygiene?

**Dreadlord** · 10-07-2010, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by zygote1

Originally Posted by Dreadlord

Of course he vomited in the VIP, have you seen the strippers in Wisconsin ?

I would rather have my leg gnawed off by a toothless poodle than get a lap dance from any of them.

Whoa? Isn't Wisconsin the Dairy state? Surely, then the jugs of milk would be bountiful, right? Besides, there is a reason there is SIN in that state's name. Although I think the state also has the name cheese head attached to it, so maybe they have an issue with male apparatus hygiene?

Sure its the dairy state and thats why most of them look like cows. The only reason SIN is in the states name is because its a SIN to get a lap dance there..really..f'ing....ugly....

**Tomesarn** · 11-07-2010, 02:49 AM

....and do you know why they installed artificial turf at Wisconsin's Randal Stadium?
To stop the cheerleaders from grazing...

**Dreadlord** · 11-07-2010, 03:14 AM

Originally Posted by Tomesarn

....and do you know why they installed artificial turf at Wisconsin's Randal Stadium?
To stop the cheerleaders from grazing...

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