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    Dwarf threatened police with baseball bat

    HE may only be 3ft 11ins but once Lee Kildare has a drink he likes to act the big man.


    As a result, the pint-sized prowler found himself in court again after admitting possessing an offensive weapon.






    Police were called to Chalfont Road, Walker, Newcastle, after reports of a man walking down the street with a baseball bat.




    And when they arrived they found Kildare gripping the bat in his hand and asked him to hand it over.


    Clive Freemantle, prosecuting, said: “He didn’t reply but was clearly drunk. They eventually disarmed him. But he swore at them and said ‘I have got some mates, I will get your face smashed in’.


    “When he was interviewed he said he had been drinking for two days and had the baseball bat as he was looking for a person he had had a dispute with. He was intending to attack.”


    But Michael Crowe, defending, told Newcastle Magistrates’ court Kildare did not stand by his comments about the incident on June 5.


    “Lee Kildare is a young man who suffers from a condition. He tends to turn to drink to help him cope with his problems. It does not take much for him to become intoxicated because of his stature. He had drunk some alcohol, too much for him, and had stayed at a friend’s house.


    “He was on his way back to his home when he was stopped by the police. Although in interview he said he had the baseball bat because he was looking to confront someone, he does not stand by the comments he made.


    “Lee says he was given it by a friend and was simply taking it home.”


    The 24-year-old, of Southern Road, Walker, was also charged with failing to surrender after he didn’t turn up to court. But he pleaded not guilty and said he was unfit to attend.


    A warrant was issued and he was brought into custody before the court case.


    Kildare, who was given unconditional bail, will be sentenced later this month.


    Magistrates said they expected him to produce a sick note when he returned to court.


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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    The 24-year-old, of Southern Road, Walker,
    fookin 'ell he looks 44.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    fookin 'ell he looks 44
    Inches?

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    Can I be the first to mention Chiangmai Noon ?

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    yes, you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie
    Can I be the first to mention Chiangmai Noon ?
    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    Police were called to Chalfont Road, Walker, Newcastle, after reports of a man walking down the street with a car door.
    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    “When he was interviewed he said he had been drinking for two days and had the car door as he was looking for a person he had had a dispute with over a torn passport. He was intending to attack.”
    Few factual errors fixed there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    he likes to act the big man.

    “He didn’t reply but was clearly drunk.

    he swore at them and said ‘I have got some mates, I will get your face smashed in’

    Magistrates said they expected him to produce a sick note when he returned to court.
    He certainly sounds like a northerner.

    Friend of yours Noodles?

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    Ha, don't blame him really. At least he's got an excuse to be so angry unlike a lot of people around there. I can't imagine anyone starting on him though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sdigit
    He certainly sounds like a northerner.
    Nah, real hard men hit people with spoons

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    Seems as though he has a short fuse.

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    and little justification for it!

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    That dwarf would make a great pet!

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    Feed him to a snake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke
    That dwarf would make a great pet!
    Probably illegal in the UK, like rotties and pitbulls I suppose.

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    Thought I recognised him.

    Mini crimewave: The dwarf burglar who squeezed through tiny holes to help gang steal scrap metal

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    Last updated at 9:24 PM on 22nd July 2008


    A dwarf was used by a gang of burglars to squeeze through gaps that were too small for a full-sized person.

    Lee Kildare, who is 3ft 11in tall, climbed into nooks and crannies to help them plunder scrap metal from empty buildings.

    But the 22-year-old was caught in the act when a police officer spotted his head poking through a small hole in the front door of a house he was raiding.

    Little blighter: Lee Kildare outside Newcastle Magistrates Court
    His partner in crime had fled, leaving him to take the rap.

    Kildare was spared jail and given a community service order even though he had been convicted of a similar offence hours before carrying out this burglary.

    The diminutive criminal was recruited by burglars to get through holes that a full-sized person would be unable to enter, a court was told.

    They stole scrap metal which they sold at local yards in Newcastle upon Tyne, splitting the proceeds.

    Michael Crowe, defending Kildare, said his client was not only able to get inside buildings more easily but he was also - normally - more likely to evade capture.

    'He was able to get through a small hole in the house in question, and it is right to say he is taken advantage of on occasion by others,' he told Newcastle Magistrates' Court.

    'They encourage him to participate in this activity because, as a result of his size, he finds it easier to get into smaller places.'





    Low behaviour: Kildare was caught squeezing through this broken door panel
    Kildare was born with achondroplasia, a form of dwarfism.

    Fiona Varley, prosecuting, said Kildare was found inside an empty house in Newcastle on May 2 after a security guard heard voices and the sound of metal being moved about inside.

    'He contacted the police and returned to the property and could still hear the noises inside and the sound of metal being moved,' she said.

    'The security guard saw a broken panel on the bottom of the front door. Officers attended and they could see tiles falling from the roof and a head poking out of a hole.

    'While the PC was liaising with the security guard, a male now known to be Lee Kildare poked his head through a broken panel in the door.

    'The defendant helped himself through the hole and was arrested. There were several pieces of metal around the area.'

    An accomplice was spotted fleeing the scene, and Kildare was arrested and taken to a local police station.

    'He was very drunk and said if the police hadn't arrived he would have stolen the copper,' Miss Varley said.

    'When asked about the scrap metal lying around the house, he said he couldn't remember anything about it but said he probably would have stolen that too.'

    Kildare had committed the burglary hours after appearing before the same court where he was convicted of a similar offence and given a conditional discharge.

    Kildare, who lives with his mother in the Walker area of Newcastle, admitted burglary and was given a 12-month community order with supervision and told to stick to a curfew between 8pm and 7am for three months.



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    Just another piece of verminous shit.
    "Take pity on me, I,m a disabled oopahloopah"
    Don't seemed disable or disadvantaged when he's breaking into houses and fucking up other peoples lives, does he?

    Has a touch of Wayne "I'm not inbread really" Rooney about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the dogcatcher
    "Take pity on me, I,m a disabled oopahloopah"
    Don't seemed disable or disadvantaged when he's breaking into houses and fucking up other peoples lives, does he?
    I dont recall him saying that. An angry little man, sure, not certain he is fucking up other peoples lives knicking a bit of scrap metal from abandoned houses now, is he ?

    keep it in perspective mate.

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    Think a baseball bat would be a bit unwieldy. Young Mr. Kildare should consider a rounders bat or possibly a large lollipop stick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie View Post
    Can I be the first to mention Chiangmai Noon ?
    he was supposed to have a drink, is he a dwarf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Think a baseball bat would be a bit unwieldy. Young Mr. Kildare should consider a rounders bat or possibly a large lollipop stick.
    And did you realise that Mr. Kildare is an anagram of Chiang Mai Noon ?

    coincidence, I think NOT!

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    Couldn't he be productively employed elsewhere, like in a circus, novelty porno, or even a normal film set ?
    Not that I'm discriminating against PORG's (Persons Of Restricted Growth), btw.

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    Wasnt he the same dwarf that was in the movie Bruge ?

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    With his physical stature, carrying a ball bat, the term,' knee cap him', comes to mind.

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    Sorry Wilson, early morning mist, or late night.
    I think it was the shell type suit that got me.

    Give him a medal for recycling initiative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    ‘I have got some mates, I will get your face smashed in’.

    A rough bunch for sure...watch ya backs coppers...

    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    “He was on his way back to his home when he was stopped by the police. Although in interview he said he had the baseball bat because he was looking to confront someone, he does not stand by the comments he made.


    Was it this bitch by any chance??????

    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Think a baseball bat would be a bit unwieldy. Young Mr. Kildare should consider a rounders bat or possibly a large lollipop stick.
    Bollocks you beat me too it...


    Agreed, much more his size....

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