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A chef has died after an ell was put up his bum
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
Source-Chef dies after feeling eel | The Sun |News.
Sorry no pics!
poor fucking bastard
watching japanese porn with eels is fair enough but this goes one futher
Golly gosh!
That sounds like a Sydney Gay Mardi gras trick...
A few years back according to a Sydney newspaper a faggot complained to his boy friend, after returning from San Fransisco for two weeks that he also had something up his bottom. When his faggot lover friend finally extracted it, it was a gold Rolex watch,, "Happy Birthday Darling"....
"Aha. Hun Wang has passed out pissed again. Pass me my box of eels".
Do i detect a little HOMOPHOBIA ??????Quote:
Originally Posted by zipperz
didnt see anything about gays in the origanal tex......thought it was about a prank that had gone wrong............
my thought of the day is "DONT DRINK AND PLAY WITH EELS":sorry1:
So what happened to the eel?
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Chinese will eat anything.
the eel "thread'?
Don't eat brown eels.
With friends like that,...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bogon
That's what eels do. They get inside a carcass and eat their way out.
Many's the trap I've pulled with hollow trout! If you're not quick enough half your catch is replaced by eels!
Used to eel for food when younger, good eating, silver bellies, about 3 ft.
Spear them in the river, a bit of dead road kill on a string hung to a branch, dangling just in the water and wait.
Lil' ones first, then the big boys start muscling in and you poke him behind the head as he's coming up and in to bite the bait!
Bump! As your spear goes through, flurry as he wraps around the pole, lift him onto the bank, a sharp piece of wood through his tail to peg him down(nerve point there, he freezes), stand on his back, pull out spear, ready for next, <6 of them.
Thread a willow switch through their tails, sling em onto the end of ya spear and carry the wrything mob of them home over your shoulder. Feels good catching your own food.
Get home, nail em to the shed wall and pour biling water over them, then using newspaper "towels" for the slime, skin and gut them, tail to head down.
Cut em into 1 in steaks, place in a bowl of salty water overnight, covered, as the pieces will twitch and jump allover.
In the morning dredge with beaten egg, milk flour, salt and pepper, then fry a few minutes...fried cold potatoes, tomatos, sour cream.
Or plain.
Oh, man, delicious!
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Never tried them like that !
The smoked eels you can get in the Netherlands (gerookde paling ?) were great but the best in the whole world , in my opinion, can only be bought at 'Tubby Isaacs' stall in Aldgate in the city.
Big bowl of jellied eels with a dollop of mashed potatoes on top !!!!
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