View Poll Results: Did God bless this potato?

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  • People from Ohio are all related and inbred

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  • I want to buy it

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    Easter Blessing? Woman Finds 'Crosses' in Potato

    Easter Blessing? Woman Finds 'Crosses' in Potato

    PARMA, Ohio -- Kathy Green says she was "pleasantly startled" when she sliced open a potato Sunday afternoon.

    The surprise? Two small indentations, in the shape of a cross, on each half of the potato.

    Green, of Parma, says she was already reflecting on her life's blessings while she prepared an Easter dinner.

    But after taking a second glance at what she thought was a "bad spot" in the potato, she realized it was something much greater.

    "I guess God's promises can be found anywhere, and finding this on Easter was especially fitting," Green said.




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    So the Son of God was Irish then. The Lord works in mysterious ways to be sure!

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    while studying my morning dump saw exacly the same thing,
    thought it indelicate to put on u tube though.

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    Not to be confused with the famous Spud Jesus from Cornwall.

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    Hmmmmm, what country is Ohio in again???

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    It's only fitting in these times of war, strife, famines and disasters that God take time out from his hectic schedule to bless tuber.

    For he truly is omnipotent.

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    Rotten spud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeMoer
    Rotten spud.
    That's no way to speak of the Lord.

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    And if u look closely u see all the smurfs inclusive Gargamel beckon...

    Brain washed christians. Humans see what they want to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Green, of Parma, says she was already reflecting on her life's blessings while she prepared an Easter dinner.
    Funny that, when I prepare a meal I usually think about pussy.

    I must be a heathen!

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    I thought that was only the Mexicans who could look at a used sanitary napkin and see the face of the "blessed virgin." Second only to maybe Michigan, Ohio is about the worst crap hole in the USA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Muffinman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Green, of Parma, says she was already reflecting on her life's blessings while she prepared an Easter dinner.
    Funny that, when I prepare a meal I usually think about pussy.

    Apple pie anyone?

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    it is just a common plus sign

    poor lady has been scammed

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Muffinman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Green, of Parma, says she was already reflecting on her life's blessings while she prepared an Easter dinner.
    Funny that, when I prepare a meal I usually think about pussy.

    Apple pie anyone?

    Hmmm.

    Strangly enough the thoughts of flange enter my head when I'm peeling rudely shaped vegetables.

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    Better than finding a toenail one would suspect....

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    it is just a common plus sign
    Carved by the common crucifix worm. Often eaten by locals for it's hallucinogenic properties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Lick View Post
    So the Son of God was Irish then. The Lord works in mysterious ways to be sure!
    The spud is not of European origin.

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    Strangely enough neither were the Irish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Lick
    Strangely enough neither were the Irish.

    That's a cracker.

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    But the hand of God was Argentinian.

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    [QUOTE="r1 pet"]while studying my morning dump saw exacly the same thing

    That's a miraculous coincidence as I was 'cross' with my own poo this morning. It was stubborn on departure and I'm wondering about possible religous significance and retribution.

    I'm now worried about God reading my sacriligeous post and striking me down with a bolt of lightning-bollocks, press post quick reply and be damned I!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pompeybloke
    That's a miraculous coincidence as I was 'cross' with my own poo this morning. It was stubborn on departure and I'm wondering about possible religous significance and retribution.
    Not a choir boy are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belepheron
    But the hand of God was Argentinian.
    Where did his feet come from ?

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