Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

[Jesus Jones]

Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."
It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.
MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.
"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.

FOXNews.com - Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

[Loy Toy]

Shit I'm not getting on any plane with this TeakdOor member. He could sink the QE2.

[Davis Knowlton]

PETN is a plastic explosive. It requires a detonator to be inserted into the charge in order to set it off. Detonators, even if they could be implanted, would show up on airport scanners. The chemical composition of PETN, C4, or any other plastic explosive would almost certainly cause a rapid deterioration of the container into which it was inserted, causing leakage and probable death to the carrier.

[the dogcatcher]

It's going "tits up"!

[FarangRed]

is that big tit's?

[SiLeakHunt]

I'd offer my services and volunteer to manually check all suspect females.

Cheers

[superman]

Shit I'm not getting on any plane with this TeakdOor member. He could sink the QE2.

They're better than my missus. Her chest is more hairier than that though.

[Looper]

This sounds like bollocks. If it is a fluid that can be surgically implanted it could much more easily be pushed up the woman's fanny or backside in a plastic package or pumped up using one of those giant syringes from the japanese porn movies. No need for surgery.

I call bollocks on this story.

[superman]

I call bollocks on this story.

I'll go along with that.

[Deris]

I'm sure where there is a will there is a way. It does seem a little high tech but plausable. Lets hope it is not something that is feasable though.

[jandajoy]

Crikey, my unfeasibly large testicles may be subject to inspection.

[Smug Farang Bore]

...yeh bollox at the mo but its given the buggers something work on.

[dirtydog]

They're better than my missus. Her chest is more hairier than that though.

That may explain your little problem.

[Loy Toy]

...yeh bollox at the mo but its given the buggers something work on.

Started work early today have we mate? Never mind I'll ask you what this post means tomorrow night.

[superman]

They're better than my missus. Her chest is more hairier than that though.

That may explain your little problem.

Keep going DD . The fuse hasn't been activated yet.

[Minty4Thai]

I don't get the whole 40 Virgins thing when they die, They can easily emigrate to Britain and have there hand pick of 40 sl*uts from Glasgow.

[Beadle]

have there hand pick of 40 sl*uts from Glasgow.

Glaswegian women are below even their standards.

[Deris]

Allah & the 40 Virgins

I came across this online, thought it might help with that 40 virgins thing.

[jandajoy]

Glaswegian women are below even their standards.

Have you been to Glasgie lately Tudds.

It's brushed up quite nicely.

[FarangRed]

I don't get the whole 40 Virgins thing when they die, They can easily emigrate to Britain and have there hand pick of 40 sl*uts from Glasgow.

They wont find 40 virgins in Glasgow now will they?

[Camel Toe]

This sounds like bollocks. If it is a fluid that can be surgically implanted it could much more easily be pushed up the woman's fanny or backside in a plastic package or pumped up using one of those giant syringes from the japanese porn movies. No need for surgery.

I call bollocks on this story.

Exactly. More scare the public and minimize their freedom tactics. Bush and Toni were far from the first to employ this. Goes back to Roman times and even further.

[Minty4Thai]

They wont find 40 virgins in Glasgow now will they?

In a nutshell ^^^

They'll find seasoned slags.

That was my first instinct regarding the reason behind the new security measures. There comming up with this nons enseto give them a good excuse to use it. But then again where ever they shove it up into atleast we will have a better chance of detecting it.

[Thaiguy]

It's going "tits up"!

Damn you beat me to it !

[Carnwadrick]

It requires a detonator to be inserted into the charge

Detonator nipples

[Davis Knowlton]

^Would be several inches long, and metallic tasting. Don't bite!