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    UK - Trees chopped to stop "Dogging" (Pervert Sex)

    Officials chop down 6000 trees to prevent strangers having sex in the woods

    SIX thousand trees were chopped down at a British beauty spot, partly to discourage strangers who were regularly having sex in the woods, it emerged Tuesday.

    The tree felling program was ordered initially by the local government after a health and safety survey of the 12-hectare area in Darwen, northwest England, area newspaper the Lancashire Telegraph reported.

    The survey found the trees were old and at risk of falling on the A666 road, known locally as The Devil's Highway.

    But Sergeant Mark Wilson, from the neighbourhood policing team, told the Lancashire Telegraph that cutting the trees would help reduce incidents of "dogging," which is British slang for strangers having sex in a semi-public place while others look on.

    Sergeant Wilson said: Its an on-going problem and very worrying for members of the public.

    Its far too early to tell if cutting the trees back has had any impact on the dogging situation, but well be paying regular attention to the area.

    Area councilor Jean Rigby said it had quietened down a lot since the felling program.


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    Funny that.
    There was a guy in the "Nois Bar Camstreams chat room" with the handle "Carparkdogger".
    Just used to say "anyone going dogging after".

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    Damned dirty doggers!

    Shouldn't they just cut off their peepees and leave the poor trees alone?

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    SIX thousand trees were chopped down at a British beauty spot, partly to discourage strangers who were regularly having sex in the woods, it emerged Tuesday.


    thats britain for you.



    outdoor public sex is one of those things that will always offend the miserable moralists that infest public office in the uk.

    dogging might be considered an unsavoury activity to some, but if some slob wants to watch his slapper wife gobbling off a stranger in the back of an old ford sierra then let them be. hardly a danger to society.

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    TE...True enough, there are few free options for recreational pursuits left in Britian so a bit of spectator sport is doing no harm.

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    In engerland of all places

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    Is that the forest Smeg likes to walk around in all proud?

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    At least there's no crowd violence

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    They would better put up some cams and sell the stuff over the Internet. Would help to get the pound back up his feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    “It’s far too early to tell if cutting the trees back has had any impact on the dogging situation, but we’ll be paying regular attention to the area.”
    Oh aye, bit of a dogger yourself are you Sergeant Wilson?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Sergeant Wilson said: “It’s an on-going problem and very worrying for members of the public
    yes - think of the children

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    Think of the globe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    It’s far too early to tell if cutting the trees back has had any impact on the dogging situation
    I think it's fair to say that they will simply move the problem to an area with healthy trees. These will then be cut down in an attempt to prevent the inhabitants of the uk of actually enjoying themselves, which as we all know, is not something that the government like to see happen.
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    ^No problem, they'll probably chop them down too. Fuck the Co2 problems and saving the earth. Preventing this kind of behavior is a must.

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    Trees are causing people to have sex, chop them all down to save the British morals.

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    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    Dogging is a British euphemism for engaging in sexual acts in a semi-public place (typically a secluded car park in a car) and then watching others doing so. Frequently, there are more than two participants; both group sex and gang banging can be included. As observation is encouraged, voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with dogging. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly or (increasingly) arrange to meet-up beforehand over the Internet.[1]
    In September 2003, the BBC[2] reported on the 'new' dogging craze. They cited the Internet and text messaging as very common ways of organising meetings. The original definition of dogging (and which is still a closely-related activity) is spying on couples having sex in a car or other public place.
    There is some evidence on the Internet that the 'craze' has recently begun to spread to other countries (such as the U.S., Canada, Ireland, Australia, Barbados, Brazil, the Netherlands, Norway[3] and Poland.[4])

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    Can't see the wood for the trees.

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    With the state of the countries finances they should have kept the trees and just put a tax on dogging.

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    couldn't have a shag in peace to many dogging going on?

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    I see the doggers have got their own web-site

    Dogging After Dark

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangyai View Post
    With the state of the countries finances they should have kept the trees and just put a tax on dogging.
    Glamourized sterilization already taking effect in magazines, i'm sure forced sterilization or tax on sex is highly likely.

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    The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper.

    The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.

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    Where was the 'plant a tree in 73 mob'?

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    Bet stan colloymore's not too happy either The NoW some years ago reported he had a thing about diving in away boxes An was happy with the crowds response too said diving

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    SIX thousand trees were chopped down at a British beauty spot, partly to discourage strangers who were regularly having sex in the woods, it emerged Tuesday.


    thats britain for you.



    outdoor public sex is one of those things that will always offend the miserable moralists that infest public office in the uk.

    dogging might be considered an unsavoury activity to some, but if some slob wants to watch his slapper wife gobbling off a stranger in the back of an old ford sierra then let them be. hardly a danger to society.
    We know what car you used to drive

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