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    Man assaulted female police officer with penis

    A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
    Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
    Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined 600.

    The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.
    Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.
    They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

    He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed
    John Hardie
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    Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
    Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

    "He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

    "He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."
    His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.
    Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.

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    Either she is really short or was standing on the sofa.

    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot
    "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

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    Very funny would have liked to have been in the public gallery for the case.

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    I do that to my girlfriend, pretty sure she likes it



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    They got called out just because he was drunk, doesnt sound like he was doing anything bad.

    If the cops burst in on me whilst I was drunk and just wearing my pants I think I'd try and use my old man to whack them, good on him I say.

    Power to the penis!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot
    Marium Varinauskas

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    I wonder how far back the lass had to step.

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    Amazing; I to am a self-employed engineer, and I to sit drunk on my sofa , but I have my underpants on my head, so i don't know where its waving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    I do that to my girlfriend, pretty sure she likes it



    Yeah she loves it

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    Laosy loves it, but I don't have to stand on the sofa. She's only 3 feet tall.

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    Those wacky Lithuanians!

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    Anybody else have a phobia about dwarfs

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    Quote Originally Posted by corned dog View Post
    Anybody else have a phobia about dwarfs
    Not really. As long as you have your 'elf, that's the main thing.

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    Just how long was his dong?

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    Under threat from a Scottish policewoman he just reached for the first thing that comes to hand!

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    Man assaulted female police officer with penis
    So how many Katoey/ladyboys are police here or where ever this event took place?

    And how did he assult said "Officer"

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    Ah the dirty dog shows where he gets his name. Acts like this!

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