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    Adolf Hitler took 'primitive Viagra' to have sex with Eva Braun, claims new book

    Adolf Hitler took 'primitive Viagra' to have sex with Eva Braun, claims new book

    Adolf Hitler took a primitive form of Viagra when he tried to have sex with Eva Braun, a new book on the Fuhrer’s fragile health has claimed.



    By Andrew Hough, and Allan Hall in Berlin
    Published: 8:00AM GMT 06 Feb 2010

    Hitler believed the sex drug would give him the necessary energy for his encounters with Eva Braun, the book claimed. Photo: GETTY


    Based on long-dormant medical archives and formerly classified military documents, it claimed the dictator was so afraid of pills that most of his medication was injected.
    The authors of the book, titled Was Hitler Ill?, claimed he took 82 different sorts of medication during his rule of Nazi Germany including the primitive “Viagra”, which was a testosterone extract.


    The book is largely based on papers from Dr. Theodor Morrell, regarded as a quack among many in the upper echelons of Nazism, who Hitler came to rely on with increasing urgency during the war.
    The less-than-flattering nickname “Reich syringe master” was given to him by Luftwaffe chief Hermann Goering, himself a morphine addict by war's end.
    According to the book, in 1944, Morrell began giving Hitler injections of the testosterone and a cocktail made from the semen and prostate glands of young bulls into his bloodstream.
    Hitler, then 55, believed this would give him the necessary energy for his encounters with his young lover, then 32, who would die with him a year later in the Berlin bunker as his new bride.
    Hitler, 56, later shot himself and Eva Braun, 33, took cyanide in April 1945 in the bunker only a day after they married.
    The doctor’s records showed the Fuhrer, who could order the deaths of entire ethnic minorities, had a fear of pills and so Morrell injected most of his potions.
    The book found that Morrell gave Hitler small doses of Pervitin, a form of Speed, glucose, intravenous injections of methamphetamine, barbiturates, opiates and assorted other potions.
    At one stage of the war he was on 28 different medications a day out of a plethora of drugs that eventually totalled 82.
    Other findings show that he had a mortal fear of cancer, suffered high blood pressure, cramps, headaches and had polyps removed from his vocal chords several times.
    It also found that Hitler suffered terribly from wind and took large amounts of anti-flatulence drugs that contained small amounts of the nerve agent strychnine, an ingredient of rat poison.
    Historian Henrik Eberle and Hans-Joachim Neumann, a professor emeritus of medicine at Berlin's Charité University Hospital, say they attempted to discover whether Hitler's frail physique was in some way responsible for the monstrosity of his decisions that led to the deaths of millions.
    The authors conclude that Hitler, in the end, was suffering from Parkinson's disease, adding: “at no time did Hitler suffer from pathological delusions. He was always aware of his actions. He was fully responsible.”
    They also question whether his personal doctor was really trying to kill him over a long period of time, a claim they later dismiss.
    According to the book, when he caught a cold once from his personal barber, Hitler angrily said: “The man has had the sniffles for five days, and he doesn't even tell me!”
    The authors believe Morrell was not a poisoner after analysing the composition of the anti-wind drug.
    They ruled out the possibility of the 'Reich syringe master' trying to kill him.
    He did, however, succumb to every command from the Fuhrer to give him whatever he wanted.
    The academics believe their research has debunked several myths.
    They found no evidence to support the popular British wartime song that the Fuehrer only had one testicle, that his penis was deformed after he was bitten by a goat as a youth or that his warped personality was affected much either way by his consumption of exotic substances throughout his career.
    They also found no evidence that Hitler had syphilis, which he railed against for 14 pages in his autobiography Mein Kampf as being a “Jewish Disease”

    Adolf Hitler took 'primitive Viagra' to have sex with Eva Braun, claims new book - Telegraph

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    Overheard in the bunker :

    " Kommen sie hier mein leibling Eva , Ich habe eine grosse erection und es ist sehr vunderbar. "

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    Apparently Hitler also had a coke addict. Some have speculated that his irrational behaviour towards the end of his life was due to the paranoia bought on by his habit, he made a lot of cock-ups towards the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonraker View Post
    Apparently Hitler also had a coke addict. Some have speculated that his irrational behaviour towards the end of his life was due to the paranoia bought on by his habit, he made a lot of cock-ups towards the end.

    Nowt to do with shitting himself because of killing ten million Jews and having half the worlds armed forces after him.

    Cheers

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    I reckon a few beers would have helped too.

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    Even viagara couldn't make up for a fifty percent defficiency in the testicular department.

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    ^ Yes, the other being used in a squash tournament in the Albert Hall.

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    I love books like these, they can say what they like...no one can realistically disprove it.

    "Hitler sold his soul to the devil"

    "Hitler was an alien"

    "Hitler ate children"

    The more bizarre and outrageous the better. How the fuck does anyone know the intimate details of that nutjobs sex life? Really. Cynical money making scam. No doubt some folks will buy it.
    "Slavery is the daughter of darkness; an ignorant people is the blind instrument of its own destruction; ambition and intrigue take advantage of the credulity and inexperience of men who have no political, economic or civil knowledge. They mistake pure illusion for reality, license for freedom, treason for patriotism, vengeance for justice."-Simón Bolívar

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    How the fuck does anyone know the intimate details of that nutjobs sex life? Really. Cynical money making scam. No doubt some folks will buy it. __________________
    How many balls did he have in the Albert Hall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Even viagara couldn't make up for a fifty percent defficiency in the testicular department.
    Oh yes it can.
    I had to have the port one removed cos of the big C.
    Viagra works ok. I actually use it for fun cos Laosy likes it long time.
    But I don't need it, can still get a rock hard woody without.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the dogcatcher View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Even viagara couldn't make up for a fifty percent defficiency in the testicular department.
    Oh yes it can.
    I had to have the port one removed cos of the big C.
    Viagra works ok. I actually use it for fun cos Laosy likes it long time.
    But I don't need it, can still get a rock hard woody without.

    Glad to hear that dogcatcher (not the bit about the Tesco Lotus, the fact that you don't need viagra). I must admit to the occasional use of viagra, simply to help the balance of my arm excercise. I use my right arm for lifting beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    How the fuck does anyone know the intimate details of that nutjobs sex life? Really. Cynical money making scam. No doubt some folks will buy it. __________________
    How many balls did he have in the Albert Hall?
    Dunno, but a bloke I used to work with used to sing this ditty when we were finishing a hard days graft :

    Hitler, has only got one ball ,
    Rommel has two but fairly small ,
    Himmler, has something similar ,
    and poor old Goebbels, has no balls , at all.


    ( Sung to the tune of Colonel Bogey )

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    Apparently Hitler employed a full tim pharmacist to follow him around and administer various drugs like speed, coke, fake viagra etc.

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    thats nonsense he was really into watersports and golden showers according to a TV doco

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    Adolf Hitler

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    “There is still reasonable evidence linking Hitler to Iraq and WMDs.”~ Dick Cheney on Hitler

    Hitler, keeping his pimp hand strong. "You must be this tall to join the Nazi party".


    (April 20, 1910April 30, 1945) has very sexy legs. I wouldn't mind a piece of that. Mmm, mmm, good.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] Hitler was the Chancellor of Germany (and Führer) from 1933 — 1945. During his time in office, he socially and economically reformed Germany after the injustice of the 1919 Treaty of Versailles, established the Third Reich (Deutsches Reich), architected the Holocaust, and had three root canals as a result of his infatuous indulgence in Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
    Despite these accomplishments, he was most famous for having led Germany as an Axis power through World War II,[1] or as he referred to it, The European World Tour 1939-1945, when he liberated Poland from Jewish influence, liberated France from incompetent rulers, and liberated Austria from itself. Notably, he also tried to liberate Russia from Communism and Britain from Third World domination, but was unable to do so.
    He was also known for his amateur but passionate art and acting talents as displayed throughout his life in his memorable thespian service to the German war effort in World War I and in the penning and publication of his entertaining autobiography.
    His efforts to promote global tolerance would earn him a Nobel Peace Prize nomination in 1939, title as Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" in 1938, and one of People Magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" for 1943. Additionally, he was leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party and vice president of the Anti-Defamation League for several years, but was removed from this office after it was discovered that he didn't pay his membership fees.
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    Hitler experienced puberty at an early age.


    Pre-Adolescence

    Hitler once declared in "Mein Kampf" that his political views stemmed from the observations he had made while he was young. Some historians suggest Hitler may have felt cramped inside his mother's womb, giving way to his later resentment of foreigners invading his already cramped space in Europe. It has also been suggested that the insides of Hitler's mom were not diverse enough, contributing to his later xenophobia. In addition, the nutrient needs of an unbirthed Hitler may have, from time to time, gone unfulfilled. This most likely contributed to his paranoia and sense of impending doom regarding the continued availability of resources at Germany's disposal, including Aryans.
    The fact that Hitler's conception was unplanned, some have argued, may have attributed to his later pessimism and stress-induced anxiety. A certain Alice had sexual relations with Hitler back in 1942. Hitler killed himself 3 years later. In another context, paranoid tendencies may have led to his decision to invade the Soviet Union, acting on pre-emption; however, it may have just been penis envy. It should be mentioned, however, that Stalin planned to invade Germany.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9999 View Post
    Apparently Hitler employed a full tim pharmacist to follow him around and administer various drugs like speed, coke, fake viagra etc.
    He did indeed.

    Hitler can also lay claim to being the inventor of yabba as he had it developed so that his troops would perform better. In some countries it is even known as "Nazi speed"

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    Alleged urophiliacs



    Adolf Hitler - German Nazi party leader. Otto Strasser, an ex-Nazi leader with a grudge against Hitler, claimed that Hitler had an incestuous relationship with his niece Geli Raubal, and that Geli had once told him that Hitler liked to have her crouch over his face naked, urinating on him. No other source exists for this claim.[3]

    Ricky Martin - Singer. Gave an interview with Blender Magazine in which he stated that he enjoyed giving "Golden Showers" "Yellow Rainbows". After his remarks became public UNICEF where he was a goodwill spokesperson was reportedly unhappy and critics wanted him to resign from the Ricky Martin Foundation a children's advocacy group. In a letter in Spanish posted on Univision.com Martin said, "At the time I granted the interview, never did it cross my mind that my comments would spark this absurd and sensationalist public discussion. I cannot avoid speculation about my career and life, but I cannot allow those for whom my foundation works to be affected because I am a public figure." [4][5]

    R. Kelly - R&B Singer, Songwriter and Producer. In 2002 a bootleg copy of a videotape was released to the Chicago Sun Times that showed an alleged Kelly engaging in many sexual acts, including urinating on a girl who is supposedly the daughter of an associate and niece of a former Kelly protege who was 14 years old at the time. It was announced that during his child pornography trial that the tape will be played in public court. Kelly’s attorneys haven’t conceded that he is on the tape, saying his likeness may have been computer generated. They have also tried to raise doubts about the identity and age of the girl. After many delays[6][7], the trial is scheduled to start on September 17, 2007.[6],[9][10]

    ★ In the Canadian band The Hidden Cameras' song ''Golden Streams'' frontman and songwriter Joel Gibb appears to describe watersports. In the Hidden Cameras' live show for several years, yellow streamers were thrown into the audience to accompany the song. The song begins with what appears to be a description of the fear and discomfort the protagonist felt during a childhood episode of wetting himself on a cold winter's day, and ends in the triumphant recapture of the sensation in an adult homosexual context:
    ''My golden wand waves down your golden rod''

    ''Our gold held high in sunny breezy sky''

    ''Then a stream of gold released from golden stone''

    ''erupts late at night and melts the winter ice''

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Moonraker View Post
    Apparently Hitler also had a coke addict. Some have speculated that his irrational behaviour towards the end of his life was due to the paranoia bought on by his habit, he made a lot of cock-ups towards the end.

    Nowt to do with shitting himself because of killing ten million Jews and having half the worlds armed forces after him.

    Cheers
    "killing ten million Jews" ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by the dogcatcher View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Even viagara couldn't make up for a fifty percent defficiency in the testicular department.
    Oh yes it can.
    I had to have the port one removed cos of the big C.
    Viagra works ok. I actually use it for fun cos Laosy likes it long time.
    But I don't need it, can still get a rock hard woody without.
    That's what they all say hahahaha
    ‎" Beat Me With The Truth, Don't Torture Me With Lies! "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonraker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 9999 View Post
    Apparently Hitler employed a full tim pharmacist to follow him around and administer various drugs like speed, coke, fake viagra etc.
    He did indeed.

    Hitler can also lay claim to being the inventor of yabba as he had it developed so that his troops would perform better. In some countries it is even known as "Nazi speed"
    The old Cobra Gold survival packs which I laid hands on (long time ago) had Benzindrine pills in them. Those "bennies" were in there for fighting and called fighting pills. A very clean form of speed, no mind games, just not getting tired.

    Now the ratio's are full of candy hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by zubber View Post
    Alleged urophiliacs



    Adolf Hitler - German Nazi party leader. Otto Strasser, an ex-Nazi leader with a grudge against Hitler, claimed that Hitler had an incestuous relationship with his niece Geli Raubal, and that Geli had once told him that Hitler liked to have her crouch over his face naked, urinating on him. No other source exists for this claim.[3]

    Ricky Martin - Singer. Gave an interview with Blender Magazine in which he stated that he enjoyed giving "Golden Showers" "Yellow Rainbows". After his remarks became public UNICEF where he was a goodwill spokesperson was reportedly unhappy and critics wanted him to resign from the Ricky Martin Foundation a children's advocacy group. In a letter in Spanish posted on Univision.com Martin said, "At the time I granted the interview, never did it cross my mind that my comments would spark this absurd and sensationalist public discussion. I cannot avoid speculation about my career and life, but I cannot allow those for whom my foundation works to be affected because I am a public figure." [4][5]

    R. Kelly - R&B Singer, Songwriter and Producer. In 2002 a bootleg copy of a videotape was released to the Chicago Sun Times that showed an alleged Kelly engaging in many sexual acts, including urinating on a girl who is supposedly the daughter of an associate and niece of a former Kelly protege who was 14 years old at the time. It was announced that during his child pornography trial that the tape will be played in public court. Kelly’s attorneys haven’t conceded that he is on the tape, saying his likeness may have been computer generated. They have also tried to raise doubts about the identity and age of the girl. After many delays[6][7], the trial is scheduled to start on September 17, 2007.[6],[9][10]

    ★ In the Canadian band The Hidden Cameras' song ''Golden Streams'' frontman and songwriter Joel Gibb appears to describe watersports. In the Hidden Cameras' live show for several years, yellow streamers were thrown into the audience to accompany the song. The song begins with what appears to be a description of the fear and discomfort the protagonist felt during a childhood episode of wetting himself on a cold winter's day, and ends in the triumphant recapture of the sensation in an adult homosexual context:
    ''My golden wand waves down your golden rod''

    ''Our gold held high in sunny breezy sky''

    ''Then a stream of gold released from golden stone''

    ''erupts late at night and melts the winter ice''
    In short, someone is getting of on someone else pissing on them right? Gross...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patangko View Post
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    Apparently Hitler also had a coke addict. Some have speculated that his irrational behaviour towards the end of his life was due to the paranoia bought on by his habit, he made a lot of cock-ups towards the end.

    Nowt to do with shitting himself because of killing ten million Jews and having half the worlds armed forces after him.

    Cheers
    "killing ten million Jews" ??

    He didn't do it himself but he got his mates to do it, and it may not have been ten million but its the spirit of the comment not the letter.

    cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt View Post
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    Apparently Hitler also had a coke addict. Some have speculated that his irrational behaviour towards the end of his life was due to the paranoia bought on by his habit, he made a lot of cock-ups towards the end.

    Nowt to do with shitting himself because of killing ten million Jews and having half the worlds armed forces after him.

    Cheers
    "killing ten million Jews" ??

    He didn't do it himself but he got his mates to do it, and it may not have been ten million but its the spirit of the comment not the letter.

    cheers
    Thought just came to mind - isn't it kinda scary to think that he probably would have gotten away with murdering millions if he hadn't started attack wars left, right, and center?

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    It is a scary thought, if Japan hadn't got the US involved and Hitler had managed to for an aliegence with the British (as I believe he'd been planning) I doubt there'd be the wide range of take away foods available in Europe that there is today.

    Cheers

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