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    Woman faces jail over noisy sex moans!!

    Woman risks jail for noisy sex

    Friday, January 22 04:37 pm
    • Buzz Up! woman whose noisy sex sessions were officially branded anti-social behaviour is liable to find herself behind bars if she fails to stop excessively loud lovemaking, a court has ruled. Skip related content
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    Caroline Cartwright has been given an eight-week prison term suspended for 12 months -- meaning if she engages in over-noisy coupling again in the next year she will immediately be jailed.

    "I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this," said judge Beatrice Bolton at Newcastle Crown Court.


    Cartwright was served with a civil order over marathon romps with husband Steve, described in court as "unnatural" and "like they are both in considerable pain."


    Neighbours at their home in Washington, south of Newcastle, had complained about the noise -- as did passers-by and the neighbourhood letter carrier.


    Cartwright was served with an anti-social behaviour order, but admitted at a previous hearing to having violated it almost immediately, and repeatedly, last April.


    At an earlier hearing the court was told that the local council set up special equipment in a neighbour's flat and recorded noise levels of 30-40 decibels, peaking at 47 -- as loud as a conversation in the same room.


    Cartwright told the court she had tried to restrain herself.


    "I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal,"


    she said, adding: "I have tried to minimise the situation by having sex in the morning - not at night - so the noise was not waking anybody.
    "I may be sympathetic to it, but it is not something I am doing on purpose."
    Woman risks jail for noisy sex - Yahoo! News UK
    i'd rather have a phlebotomy than a full frontal lobotomy

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    Wouldn't a gag order work instead of jail?

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    Best warn the missus....

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    WTF is a 'letter carrier'??? I thought they were called postmen, (or at least postperson), not a bloody letter carrier

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    I was about to ask the same question!!

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    American PC term.

    Mailman/postman is sexist.

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    Mailman?

    Would the Thai equivalent be a Femaleman?

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    Lots of Egg boxes spring to mind...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zubber
    Neighbours at their home in Washington, south of Newcastle
    Shes from Concord, fucking grim hole. You can still buy a 3 bedroom flat there for 35K, some go for as little as 15K if they don't have new kitchens etc in. A few mates and I were looking to buy a whole block between us as rental properties a few years ago, but no fucker wants to live there.
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    Look at the state of these people, for fuck sake, they make me feel ill just looking at them.




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    I saw a picture of her face in the paper bbbrrrr Yes I know taste differs.... but... Ooopss there it is above my post....

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    So...it aint moans of lust....every time the lights flicker back on its screams of fright

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonraker View Post
    Mailman?

    Would the Thai equivalent be a Femaleman?
    tis ''Lady Boy'' ?: sexy::

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    It's grim up north....

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
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    Not everywhere.

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