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    Woman kills lover by sitting on him.

    What a way to go..........




    Woman kills lover by sitting on him


    17:30 AEST Fri Jan 22 2010
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    Mia Landingham has admitted to killing her boyfriend after a fight by sitting on him.



    A US woman weighing 136kg has admitted to killing her much smaller boyfriend by sitting on him.
    Mia Landingham pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter in the death of Mikal Middleston-Bey, who weighs just 54.4kg, FOX8 News reports.
    Landingham was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours community service. She was immediately released from jail.
    Police said the couple, who share three children together, were arguing last August when Landingham sat on Middleston-Bey.
    Middleston-Bey died of asphyxiation .
    The pair had a long history of domestic abuse, according to Landingham's lawyer.
    Landingham said she was sorry for squashing her boyfriend.
    "I just want to say that I am sincerely sorry about this situation... I wish I could take it back."
    Middleston-Bey's family were angered by the sentence.
    "So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation?" a family member said.
    "I feel there wasn't no justice."





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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    Middleston-Bey died of asphyxiation
    I reckon he was gassed

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    Typical American BS, you know if he had harpooned her, he would not have gotten off with such a light sentence. Western women want to be equal when it's convenient and they want to be treated and protected like children when that is convenient. Sad thing is, with mindless political correctness replacing reality the bitc*es really are getting it both ways.
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    Jesussssss H christ on a bike...not only is she hideous beyond my worst nightmares, but she's the devil in a size 30++ dress.

    What was he thinking? Oh she's a bit sexy? Hell no!!!!!!!!

    Did he have eyes? A brain? Even the tiniest bit of self respect?

    Even a "Shallow Hal" defense would be inadmissible, as the true personality underneath would've been an equally revolting sight to behold by the sounds of it.


    My god there's some weird shit going on in this world.

    RIP fella, you chose a wrong 'un.

    Oh yeah and the punishment for her intentional act is clearly a farce.
    "Slavery is the daughter of darkness; an ignorant people is the blind instrument of its own destruction; ambition and intrigue take advantage of the credulity and inexperience of men who have no political, economic or civil knowledge. They mistake pure illusion for reality, license for freedom, treason for patriotism, vengeance for justice."-Simón Bolívar

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    Mikal's last words.."sit on me face, I'll guess yer weight"

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    It was a love game gone wrong. It was his fault for suggesting the "sit on my face and i'll guess your weight game".

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    ^Oh..you play it too then..

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Mikal's last words.."sit on me face, I'll guess yer weighaaaaaaaaa"
    Sorted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Quote: Originally Posted by somtamslap Mikal's last words.."sit on me face, I'll guess yer weighaaaaaaaaa" Sorted.
    Add a suction sound as his head disappears and I believe we have an exact re-enaction of the event.

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    Wasn't it Monte Python who sang "sit on my face and tell me that you love me?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    Have to admit, I have shagged worse.
    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    I'd shag her, she's lovely
    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Add a suction sound and I will give it a go.
    Perves the lot of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    "I feel there wasn't no justice."
    It's outrageous. What's wrong with the merkin government.

    Ban Asses.

    And none of this shit, "asses don't kill, people do".

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Perves the lot of you.
    Nowt wrong wi' 'umpin' a big flabby one 'cajunally. A lump a lard meks me twice as 'ard in me pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    What was he thinking?
    Not much probably, if his IQ was anything like the rest of his family...
    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    "I feel there wasn't no justice"

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    She obviously had a crush on him.

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    ^haha nice one.he would be hard pressed to find a gal like her again.

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    Have they had the funeral or are they still looking for the body?

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    Always go for the fat ugly ones!
    They are more grateful



    PS So I have been told !

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    Well that's what the girls say about me- and it is true !

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    I'm sorry folks, but this doesn't sound like an American story. Sure the crime took place on US soil but where is the gun or knife? The names of the couple; Landingham and Middleston-Bey, lead me to believe this killing was inspired by Caribbean culture, Jamaican, perhaps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Perves the lot of you.
    Nowt wrong wi' 'umpin' a big flabby one 'cajunally. A lump a lard meks me twice as 'ard in me pants.

    Worked with a maltese foreman once who loved big women . Could always pick the successful applicants for any job , biggest arse , top of the class!
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder ( not my cup of tea.)


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