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    Man wanted for 'sex with donkey (nb news item not work offer)

    Man wanted for 'sex with donkey'

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    A warrant was issued today in the case of a man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey after he failed to turn up at court.

    Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, Leicester, was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggery of a donkey between February 1999 and April the same year, and buggery with a horse between March 5 and 12 2004.

    He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

    Squires did not attend the scheduled plea and case management hearing and the court heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.

    Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest. Man wanted for 'sex with donkey' | News

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen
    Man wanted for 'sex with donkey'
    Would you like this moved to classifieds?

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    Must have been well hung...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by crippen
    Man wanted for 'sex with donkey'
    Would you like this moved to classifieds?
    Not my headline ,honest! Straight out of the LES!

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    I knew a guy that had sex with a pig. He only got caught cause the pig squealed.

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    I used to run a pub just outside Leicester, I had an Arab customer who was caught having it with a sheep.
    He still came into the pub despite all of the mockery and jeering.
    No shame about him at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen
    A warrant was issued today in the case of a man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey after he failed to turn up at court.
    He's got a cheek

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    This guy must be the worst pervert ? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...sentenced.html

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    ^ The author is...

    Auslan Cramb

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    I used to live in Leicester, it's full of strange people, illegal immigrants by the thousand, chavs, devil worshipers, and now donkey fuckers. The Elephant man was from Leicester, it's just that kind of place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy dog
    The Elephant man was from Leicester
    So's my mother. Not that she's anything to do with "the Elephant man".

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    Just notice the offenses were years ago so how come they only did him now? horse and donkey probably dead, maybe been boasting about his conquests down the pub?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy dog View Post
    Just notice the offenses were years ago so how come they only did him now? horse and donkey probably dead, maybe been boasting about his conquests down the pub?
    Nah, he's not an Arab

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    Quote Originally Posted by superman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by crazy dog
    The Elephant man was from Leicester
    So's my mother. Not that she's anything to do with "the Elephant man".


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    oops, double post! Very funny Superman, have a green!
    Last edited by Mr Lick; 07-01-2010 at 09:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sdigit
    I had an Arab customer who was caught having it with a sheep
    Quote Originally Posted by Sdigit
    No shame about him at all.
    Did you expect him to act sheepish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sdigit
    I had an Arab customer who was caught having it with a sheep
    Quote Originally Posted by Sdigit
    No shame about him at all.
    Did you expect him to act sheepish?
    Groan

    He was always proping up the baaa,

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    How would you have sex with an animal? I just don't get it. Wouldn't it move around a bit and make concentrating difficult?

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    He's wanted for maintenance,

    If you're ganna have sex, be resposible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mordred View Post
    How would you have sex with an animal?
    Just the same as with a human, but first you have to tie em up to stop em running away

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    Quote Originally Posted by mordred View Post
    How would you have sex with an animal? I just don't get it. Wouldn't it move around a bit and make concentrating difficult?
    Just pop it's back legs into your wellies so the fecker can't run away

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    come on big boy

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