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A recording of the Cartwrights having sex was played in court

A court was played a 10 minute recording of a Wearside couple whose nightly sex sessions were said to have ruined the lives of neighbours.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Mrs Cartwright, 48, from Washington, is appealing against a conviction for breaching a noise abatement notice against the couple.

A judge and two magistrates adjourned the hearing until Tuesday.

Mrs Cartwright is using Article 8 of the Human Rights Act to argue she has a right to "respect for her private and family life".

'Considerable pain'

Next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been awake most of the night because of the noise.

She said: "It is not very pleasant living there and it has been quite stressful.
Rachel O'Connor said the sex sessions sounded "unnatural"

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

Specialist equipment installed in Miss O'Connor's flat by Sunderland City Council recorded noise levels of between 30 to 40 decibels, with the highest being 47 decibels.

Giving evidence, unemployed Mrs Cartwright said she was unable to control the noise she made during sex.

She said: "After I got the Noise Abatement Notice I tried to control it. I even tried to use a pillow (over her face) to try and lessen the noise.

"I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal. I didn't understand where they were coming from."

The case continues.

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The Muffinman

Probably screams of horror as the couple looked at each other.

But seriously though, has the blonde ever heard of earplugs?

Norton

Envy is a terrible thing.

dan54

putting a pillow over her head was a good idea it should stay there

superman

Can't be any worse than the sound being turned up when watching a Jap porn vid ?

the dogcatcher

" I'd like to see, a pasionate, fuch between, the two ugliest, people in the world, and when I say ugly, I don't mean rough looking, I MEAN HIDEOUS!"
The Stranglers.

StrontiumDog

I can't even imagine how grotesque the sight of those 2 fucking would be.

I can only imagine the sound must be produced by trapped air being squeezed out from between the rolls of fat, as they heave their vast masses around.

buriramboy

Maybe if the bloke stopped shoving it up her poop shoot, the screams may stop.

Fuzzy Bob

^ He might be shoving it up her urethra

StrontiumDog

Maybe the screams are from him trying to find her arse.

nigelandjan

Love making ?????? if I was on the jury I would be questioning this statement straight away .

Mrs Carthorse also quotes aricle 8 of the Human ?? rights act
again looking at the pics I would doubt they would qualify for that category.

We are all casting aspersions here but lets face it ,, it could be a case of horses for horses here ,, even carthorses ,, mabe he was giving her the best plating she had ever had ,, she was screaming in extasy ,, mabe he was choking with a wad of her best pubic stuck like a brillo pad between his tonsils , hooooway the geordies!!!!!!!

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nigelandjan

Or mabe when he actually did find it !!!!

chitown

edited.......

StrontiumDog

No one could be that unlucky...

Sdigit

^^^ ugh dont bear thinking about

nigelandjan

just hope the jury didnt have to watch the video ,,,only listen to the sounds

nigelandjan

We went to the local Toby pub for our Sunday dinner this week ( all you can eat carvery for £8.50 ) and there were several blokes in there with lookalike ,, luverly jubberly tattoed / pierced/ 8 oclock shadowed / muscular lovelies as in the above pic wobbling up and down to the counter filling up their umpteenth platefull

Hooooooooooooway the lads ,,,,,, bring on the newky brwn after 40 pints of that youd shag anything ( aparrently )

Thank fuck I,m teetotal

BillyBobThai

Too many people have sex with not a sound to be heard. This couple, ugly as they might seem to most of us, are having the time of their life, and good for them. The thing they need to consider, is a move to a location that the UK government can not control. If the bitch wants to scream, while her [at][at][at][at] is being pounded, I, for one, am happy. I never had a screamer, but once had a girl who would wet the bed when she came. Had to buy a plastic cover for the bed, but great sex.

nidhogg

Difficult to understand without context. A quick look gave this site:

Decibels



1 - 25 dB Human ear begins to detect sounds at this baseline
40 - 50 dB Sound levels in the average home
60 dB Normal conversation

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Another Farang

Good for them.
the blonde is jealous. She should install some insulation to whatever wall she shares with the hedonsists.
Fat women fuck louder, are more grateful and hungry for cock. They can't believe they are getting pounded, its true. The dude looks deviant to say the least. Good for them! You would think courts have more important matters to tend to...