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    World's most advanced sex doll.

    If you're not a plastic surgeon or you just can't make it to Pattaya this year, this could be the solution to your fantasies...

    (the article is written by a woman for a womans column.. btw
    so you could just skip to the nudie pics Neue Seite 1 which is what you really want to see)

    I mean seriously it's pretty f**cked up, but it's news right..?







    A German company called First Androids [NSFW] has created a sex doll that breathes and has a pulse. It's just like a real woman, only with no brain or corresponding ability to reject douchebags.

    In the fall issue of futurist magazine H+, Kristi Scott tells us (on page 14) that "Andy" the sex droid (geddit?) "can hold multiple sex positions, be ordered to simulate breathing, perform oral sex acts, have a pulse, be equipped with a g-spot that responds to orgasm, and much, much more." Another First Androids doll, says Scott, "has the most realistic fake areolas I have ever seen, and I've seen my fair share." Hooray for technology!
    The rest is a rather feminist rant about inadequate guys, well she's got a point I suppose, but let's not spoil the moment...

    New German Sex Dolls Go SciFi, Scary - Sex Androids - Jezebel
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    Thinking about getting one are ya Rob?

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    But does it bleed/piss all over the bed or smack you around the head when you're asleep or just a thieving bitch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife
    It's just like a real woman, only with no brain or corresponding ability to reject douchebags.
    They've had these in Pattaya for years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    Thinking about getting one are ya Rob?
    I'll wait til they make one advanced enough to clean up the mess after and get me a beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife View Post
    It's just like a real woman, only with no brain
    So it's more logical than the real thing, great news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife View Post
    It's just like a real woman, with no brain l[/url]
    I've met a few of these...usually around Nana

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife
    equipped with a g-spot
    Wazzat?

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    What makes you go 'Ooer darling! do that again.' when she's doing the ole give head n prostate massage.

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    Found it:


    G.

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    she is a bit fat though, no close up pic of the most important part though

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    I think I'll wait untill they make one that can talk dirty in bed and wash the dishes when not otherwise occupied.

    There are lots of companies making these now , Real Doll is one, and there are a lot of You Tube videos about them.

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    I have no idea who's going to buy one of these. Really, who?

    This world gets lamer and lamer.

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    I'd bang it.

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    I thought my one had a runny nose, but then I realised you have to empty them occationally.

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    When they become a bit more advanced, when they can dance and shag, I reckon there will be special go go bars full of them.

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    And those bars will be full of extremely lame individuals.

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    No worse than the real thing.

    Probably better.

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    The collar and cuffs don't match.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog View Post
    I have no idea who's going to buy one of these. Really, who?

    This world gets lamer and lamer.

    Men from the sexually repressed countries will buy them, places like America where the police have nothing to do but make sure that a woman who needs 50 dollars does not just happen to meet a man who needs sex.

    On the bright side, it does not have a mother, a brother, a sick buffalo, a Thai boyfriend or a cell phone that needs a new 300 baht card so maybe she'll sell here too.

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    If it's got white skin I'm sure some Thai guys will go for it....!

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    Firm unveils X-rated robot - Yahoo!Xtra News

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    LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AFP) - Roxxxy the sex robot had a coming out party Saturday in Sin City.

    In what is billed as a world first, a life-size robotic girlfriend complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin was introduced to adoring fans at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

    "She can't vacuum, she can't cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean," TrueCompanion's Douglas Hines said while introducing AFP to Roxxxy.

    "She's a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person."

    Roxxxy stands five feet, seven inches tall, weighs 120 pounds, "has a full C cup and is ready for action," according to Hines, who was an artificial intelligence engineer at Bell Labs before starting TrueCompanion.

    The anatomically-correct robot has an articulated skeleton that can move like a person but can't walk or independently move its limbs.

    Robotic movement is built into "the three inputs" and a mechanical heart that powers a liquid cooling system.

    Roxxxy comes with five personalities. Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, while Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy.

    There is a young naive personality along with a Mature Martha that Hines described as having a "matriarchal kind of caring." S & M Susan is geared for more adventurous types.

    Aspiring partners can customize Roxxxy features, including race, hair color and breast size. A male sex robot named "Rocky" is in development.

    People ordering the robots online at truecompanion.com detail their tastes and interests much like online dating sites but here, the information is used to get the mechanical girlfriend in synch with her mate.

    "She knows exactly what you like," Hines said of Roxxxy, noting that Rocky will also come with personalities.

    "If you like Porsches, she likes Porsches. If you like soccer, she likes soccer."

    Roxxxy will chat with her flesh-and-blood mate, and touching her elicits comments varying according to personalities.

    She is wirelessly linked to the Internet for software updates, technical support and to send her man email messages.

    People can customize "true companion" personalities and then share the programs with others online on the company's website, according to Hines.

    "Just think about wife or girlfriend swapping without actually giving the person to someone else," Hines said. "You can share the personality online."

    Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania.

    "I had a friend who passed away in 9/11," Hines said. "I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion."

    Hines sees his creation as not only a recreational innovation but as an outlet for the shy, people with sexual dysfunction, and those who want to experiment without risk.

    Roxxxy versions are priced from 7,000 to 9,000 dollars, depending on features. The sex robot is available in Europe and the United States and will eventually be available globally, according to Hines.


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    roxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy

    she is hot

    -Roxxxy TrueCompanion is anatomically consistent with a human
    -She can hear you, speak to you, feel your touch, carry on a conversation, and have an orgasm
    -Artificial intelligence engine lets Roxxxy learn your likes and dislikes
    -Comes preloaded with 5 separate girlfriend personalities, including:
    -Frigid Farrah (reserved and shy)
    -Wild Wendy (outgoing and adventurous)
    -S&M Susan (”ready to provide your pain/pleasure fantasies”)
    -Young (”she is oh so young (barely 18) and waiting for you to teach her”)
    -Mature Martha (”she is very experienced and would like to teach you”)
    -You can design your own personality profiles and share them online



    [CES2010] Roxxxy TrueCompanion “World’s First Sex Robot” Preview [NSFW] | BotJunkie

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    Is it self-cleaning for hygene and all that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post



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    Scare you death waking up next to that ! What a minger.....back to the drawing board.

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