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    Schoolgirl 'wanted to lose virginity before Large Hadron Collider caused end of world

    Schoolgirl 'wanted to lose virginity before Large Hadron Collider caused end of world'
    A teenage girl agreed to have under-age sex because she wanted to lose her virginity before the Large Hadron Collider caused the end of the world, it has been reported.

    Published: 12:14PM BST 04 Sep 2009

    The Large Hadron Collider has endured numerous technical problems Photo: PA
    The girl, who is aged between 13 and 15, had heard rumours that particle accelerator under the Franco-Swiss border would bring about Armageddon when it was switched on last September.
    At the time leading scientists including Prof Stephen Hawking were forced to deny claims that the 4.4bn accelerator would generate a black hole capable of swallowing up the earth.
    In the event the collider kicked into life peacefully, although it has since been beset by technological problems.
    But police in Brisbane, Australia believe that the teenage girl was so scared by the doomsday speculation that she agreed to have under-age sex with a boy in their school lavatories.
    Her fears came to light after their sex acts were filmed by another boy at the school, with the footage circulated among pupils via their mobile phones.
    Police have launched an investigation under child pornography laws, although The Courier-Mail newspaper reported that they did not expect to bring any charges.
    view-source:Schoolgirl 'wanted to lose virginity before Large Hadron Collider caused end of world' - Telegraph

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    Man, this depresses the hell out of me. I mean.......where were these girls when I was in school?

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    That is awful.
    I would be worried sick about my daughter. (If I had one that is)

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    Large Hadron Collider caused end of world'
    i thought she just wanted a large hardon inside her.

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    Sounds like the boy she chose to "help" her accomplish this task must have set her up. It's just too coincidental that someone with a camera would just happen to be in a position to film them.

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    stupid schoolgirl

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    Pfft, the LHC is like the Duke Nukem Forever of science experiments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen
    she agreed to have under-age sex with a boy in their school lavatories.
    Classy. This romantic memory will last a lifetime

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    Thats disgusting.

    In the toilets, really.

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    I'm moving to Australia and I,m going to wear me "The end is coming and so will you be t shirt"

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    Silly girl.

    What's she complaining about?

    The world's still here,
    she got a root
    and will be a star on Youporn soon.

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    these western slappers will use any excuse to get a piece of cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy
    these western slappers will use any excuse to get a piece of cock.
    I read this, and it seems to me that most kids carry Cell phones here so why not aussies, and all use bathrooms, And she had a wet hole and wanted it stuffed.
    So now Lily and Hat can come along and call me a paedo for reading this and say it is impossible for a youngster under the age of 18 to have ideas of sexual contact.


    Quote Originally Posted by crippen
    The girl, who is aged between 13 and 15, had heard rumours that par

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    Forgot about Lil

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    Slow news day?

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    I put this thread up to praise the Aussie Education System that taught the young lass about the 'Large Hadron Collider" at such a young age. Being on T.D. that wasn't noticed.

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    Silly girl. Everyone knows the big bang comes at the begining of the universe - not the end.

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    I do not know about Aussie schools but at that age in the USA is Science class and Social Studies as that is the age for Jr. High school, so much of the modern stuff that is happening is study subjects.
    And I hear anymore in some places Sex Education starts quite young too.

    But from being on here and seeing how some Aussies act and think, as well as a lot of other nationalities,, I can see that some are quite ignorant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang
    But from being on here and seeing how some Aussies act and think, as well as a lot of other nationalities,, I can see that some are quite ignorant.
    very true

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    Winner of "Best excuse ever" in my book

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    Quote Originally Posted by mordred View Post
    Man, this depresses the hell out of me. I mean.......where were these girls when I was in school?
    Entertaining pot and ecstasy pushers. Fool me that spent my school time actually studying.

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    Just shows what a lethal combination pot, ecstasy and dyslexia is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen View Post
    I put this thread up to praise the Aussie Education System that taught the young lass about the 'Large Hadron Collider" at such a young age. Being on T.D. that wasn't noticed.
    They didn't do a very good job of teaching her if this was her conclusion...!

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    Virginity. What an empty concept that so well represents the planetwide cult of inane female subjectgation .

    A sex act of a novice, this intangible nothing - though really only important as applied to females, to become something so revered as to actually merit entire religions and cults based on it..
    It is without a doubt the ultimate in sexism.



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    Quote Originally Posted by MustavaMond View Post
    Virginity. What an empty concept that so well represents the planetwide cult of inane female subjectgation .

    A sex act of a novice, this intangible nothing - though really only important as applied to females, to become something so revered as to actually merit entire religions and cults based on it..
    It is without a doubt the ultimate in sexism.
    Ok ,if you say so.

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