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    Porno Fruits go Bonking Mad on Sweetie Wrappers

    Who is doing who between this lusty Lemon and Lime?



    A POPULAR confectionery is causing an uproar in Europe after a flood of complaints about its packaging.

    Claims have been made that the fruit figures that appear on Haribo MAOAM sour candies are engaging in sex acts.

    A father-of-two told The Daily Mail of his disgust after spotting the fruity cartoon characters.

    Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the "pornographic" illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.

    Mr Simpkins of West Yorkshire said: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter."

    Haribo MAOAM sour candies feature 'fruits in pornographic poses' | World News | News.com.au

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    The lemon has no arms or legs and the lime's forcing itself onto her/him/it.

    Clearly a case of fruit rape.

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    I think from a kids point of view the fruits are just cuddleing, obviously from a perverts point of view the limbless lemon is being raped. The main worry for the lemon of course would be the grapes, can't think of a worse crime than gang rape and grapes come in bunches.

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    I think that the lemon's going to be extremely bitter about being rogered in this fashion.

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    Surprised the disabled are not up in arms about it.

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    ^^ The lemon looks quite happy being fondled. Deffo not rape.

    Daily mail has reports of typically hysterical brit blithering on about this also here

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    The lemon does appear to be enjoying the incident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui
    Surprised the disabled are not up in arms about it.
    If they have any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin View Post
    ^^ The lemon looks quite happy being fondled. Deffo not rape.

    Daily mail has reports of typically hysterical brit blithering on about this also here
    Your apologist stance over this clear case of sexual violation leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen View Post
    The lemon does appear to be enjoying the incident.
    That's until the court case, then the story will change to how violated it felt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    leaves a bad taste in my mouth
    .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    leaves a bad taste in my mouth
    .....
    You know, bitter... ?

    No? Meh, always knew there was something fruity about you Balders.


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    The lemon is obviously male with all that stubble on his face and the lime is simulating the act as he is doing it tongue in cheek

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    Nothing sells products better than images that hint of sex and death.

    Besides, if the lemon didn't want it, she wouldn't dress that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bretby View Post
    The lemon is obviously male with all that stubble on his face
    O fok, didn't notice that. It's worse than I first thought. We'll have to wait for Butterfly's analysis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyFree View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bretby View Post
    The lemon is obviously male with all that stubble on his face
    O fok, didn't notice that. It's worse than I first thought. We'll have to wait for Butterfly's analysis.

    Yes this could really upset the Applecart especially if the lemon turns out to be just another pip squeak

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    Is Momo now affecting sweeties?

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    The lime seems to be enjoying himself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bretby View Post
    The lemon is obviously male with all that stubble on his face
    As I thought, a couple of fruits.

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    Where can I buy some?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    Surprised the disabled are not up in arms about it.
    *sigh*....someone's always looking to be offended. One group or another.

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