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    Mayor underwear thief caught on CCTV

    Police hunting for ladies' underwear thief arrest mayor 'caught on CCTV in woman's bedroom'
    By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
    Last updated at 4:10 PM on 24th August 2009


    Ian Stafford, mayor of Preesall, near Blackpool, has been charged with stealing womens underwear
    Police investigating the theft of large quantities of ladies underwear at a seaside town have arrested the local mayor.
    Residents in Preesall, near Fleetwood, Lancashire were left stunned after Ian Stafford, 58, had to resign as the First Citizen after being arrested.
    Female residents had called in police after intimate articles of clothing kept disappearing from their homes.
    One woman was so worried that she even installed a covert camera in her bedroom.
    But when she showed police the recording, it revealed a semi-naked man going through her drawers, putting on her underwear and then performing a lurid sex act.
    Investigations later revealed a collection of knickers at the home of Councillor Stafford.
    The mayor, a bachelor who works as a part-time handyman and gardener, was arrested on suspicion of burglary.
    He has been an independent member of the town council for several years, and had only recently been appointed Mayor for the second time.
    A spokesman for the Town Council said that as a result of Mr Stafford's arrest on suspicion of burglary the councillor had stood down as Mayor and a fellow councillor has taken over the chain of office.
    Lancashire Police said that an investigation into stolen underwear had taken place in Preesall and a suspect was currently on police bail after being questioned

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    Shouldn't this be in the Beautiful Lancashire thread? Perhaps add a photo of the honorable mayor sporting a nice push-up bra or maybe a corset.

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    Photo of mayor

    Last edited by crippen; 25-08-2009 at 08:48 AM. Reason: fixed pic for numb-nuts Thanks!don't want that photo in my portfolio1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Shouldn't this be in the Beautiful Lancashire thread? Perhaps add a photo of the honorable mayor sporting a nice push-up bra or maybe a corset.
    Come on Tex, even you'd find those northern beauties irresistible;

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    There's nowt so queer as folk is there. Fucking hell you get into those remoter parts of Lancashire and things start getting strange, it seems the further you get from Manchester Airport, the stranger the stories are and the less toes people have.
    After being in thailand for 6 months I went to the bank in Bolton and noticed that the assistant had one big tooth at the front and the tip of his nose touched his bottom lip, still when there's a wedding they only have to pay for half as many guests I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Shouldn't this be in the Beautiful Lancashire thread? Perhaps add a photo of the honorable mayor sporting a nice push-up bra or maybe a corset.
    Come on Tex, even you'd find those northern beauties irresistible;
    Nora Batty is a Yorkshire lass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Shouldn't this be in the Beautiful Lancashire thread? Perhaps add a photo of the honorable mayor sporting a nice push-up bra or maybe a corset.
    Come on Tex, even you'd find those northern beauties irresistible;
    Nora Batty is a Yorkshire lass!
    Doesn't really matter now, does it. Nothing can outdo that pic of the mayor you posted. Unbelievable that he's real!!

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    What was he doing with the undies anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rose View Post
    What was he doing with the undies anyway?
    wanking into them, obviously

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
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    What was he doing with the undies anyway?
    wanking into them, obviously
    Is that opinion based on personal experience ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt View Post
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    What was he doing with the undies anyway?
    wanking into them, obviously
    Is that opinion based on personal experience ?
    Not there's owt wrong with it like, I used to work for abuilder who would regularly put ladies underwear on his head and start telling jokes in the house we were refurbishing.

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    When I was doing brikkie's labouring as a student in Sydney the only English words the brikkies could say were; fukkin mud maite, fukkin brick maite, fuckin hot maite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen View Post
    Police hunting for ladies' underwear thief arrest mayor 'caught on CCTV in woman's bedroom'
    By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
    Last updated at 4:10 PM on 24th August 2009


    Ian Stafford, mayor of Preesall, near Blackpool, has been charged with stealing womens underwear
    Police investigating the theft of large quantities of ladies underwear at a seaside town have arrested the local mayor.

    News | Mail Online
    Maybe he had a fetish for wearing tights and suspenders under his Mayoral Robes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen
    it revealed a semi-naked man going through her drawers, putting on her underwear and then performing a lurid sex act.
    At least it wasn't her dirty washing basket.

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    This guy should wear a sack over his head at trial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen View Post
    And to think we lost the Ashes Series to people like him . . . how very sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    And to think we lost the Ashes Series to people like him . . . how very sad
    Difficult to bat with confidence when some filthy fucker has cracked one off in your "boxes" in the changing rooms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rose View Post
    What was he doing with the undies anyway?
    Well Rose, apparently there's big money in dirty knickers in Japan. Guys over there buy them via mail order. The dirtier the better. I guess they can't afford a whole mail order bride all at once so they have to get them by installments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
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    And to think we lost the Ashes Series to people like him . . . how very sad
    It's people like him that were the original settlers !

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    in Manchester.

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    Actually he looks a bit like Mic k Huckmall out of Simpley Red, when you first look at him.

    cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt View Post
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    And to think we lost the Ashes Series to people like him . . . how very sad
    It's people like him that were the original settlers !

    Thank God I'm not an Anglo!!!!

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    Reminds me of that Les Dawson character Cosmo Smallpiece

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    What I find disturbing is not that he exists, but the great British public vote the fucker in.

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