Dipshit yob decides to break into his next door neighbor's house. Said neighbor is a 72 year old former boxing champion.
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A knife-wielding burglar had a shock when he attacked a pensioner in his home - and discovered his victim was a retired boxer.
McCalium, a barman, was having a rowdy party at his house on August 18 last year when police turned up after a complaint from a neighbour.
McCalium assumed it had been made by Mr Corti - who won the National Association of Boys' Clubs Championship in Birmingham when he was 16 - and broke into his neighbour's home at 8am the following day.
Mr Corti, who was with his wife Margaret at the time, dodged out of the way of his attacker's lunge and punched him, giving him a black eye and a split lip, before subduing him.
Don't mess with this dude: