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    England - Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'

    Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'


    A woman has been remanded in custody accused of breaching an Asbo banning her from being noisy during sex.

    Neighbours complained of hearing Caroline Cartwright, 48, groaning and her bed banging against the wall at her home in Washington, Wearside.

    Earlier this month she was given a four-year Asbo banning her from making excessive noise anywhere in England.

    But she appeared in court on Monday, charged with three breaches of her Asbo in just 10 days.

    She was remanded in custody until 5 May.

    Cartwright was convicted of five breaches of a noise abatement notice on 17 April and fined 515.

    But Houghton le Spring Magistrates' Court heard police arrested her on 18 April, on 22 April and again on 26 April, after reports from neighbours she was flouting the ban with her husband Steve.

    Prosecutor Claire Ward said neighbours complained to police about early morning noises including shouting and groaning coming from the Cartwrights' home in Hall Road, Concord, Washington.

    Cartwright elected to be tried by jury and the case will be transferred to Newcastle Crown Court at a later date.


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    The happy couple, husband looks like a grade-a dullard.

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    ^

    it's "Triger" from "Only fools and horses"

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    I had a couple of Girl Friends like that,, Noisy fuckers when getting into the deep pink meat.

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    Are they sure it was her groaning and moaning and not the poor sod who has to service it.

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    The more I read about Britain, the less I ever want to go there again. This is a ridiculous abuse of power and resources.

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    I nobbed a bird from Houghton le Springs on holiday in turkey once. Come to think of it she was probably one of the last farang birds I tinkered with.

    You'd think she'd sound proof her bedroom after all those warnings, it doesn't cost a lot these days.

    Cheers

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    Many years ago there was a similar case in weathamstead in Hertfordshire.
    The woman in question was increadably noisy during sex, made worse in the summer cos everyone had their windows open. Anyway the council in their wisdom sent the noise man round to address the problem. When confronted she gave the obvious answer. "Don't your misses sound like that when you fuck her, must be doing wrong then"

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    that's the way to do it.

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    For those not in the know,Washington is in the heart of the north east of the U.K.,England's Issean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang
    I had a couple of Girl Friends like that,, Noisy fuckers when getting into the deep pink meat.
    Surprised you can reach it

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    Gave my ol lady one this morning, amongst the freshly dried laundry on the bed, she moaned and yelled like hell, when i finished I found out she was making a lot of noise because the wire coathanger she was lying on Dug into her ass.

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    ^ So that's two small pricks she got this morning then peter?


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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    making a lot of noise because the wire coathanger she was lying on Dug into her ass.
    glad to see you were ensuring her total comfort and every need....

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    Amazing that they could hear her with a bag on her head.....you would have to bag her??

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    Both of those heads look like they've been banged on many a wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Longprong View Post
    Amazing that they could hear her with a bag on her head.....you would have to bag her??
    Get off it Johnny, I bet you have banged few 2 baggers in your time, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gjbkk View Post
    ^

    it's "Triger" from "Only fools and horses"
    .....exactly what I thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    Get off it Johnny, I bet you have banged few 2 baggers in your time, right?
    Yes, but these days my roots bag me.

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