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    Police arrest Michigan man for car wash vacuum sex

    Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

    Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

    The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

    Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

    The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.


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    N'ought wrong with consensual sex I believe, where they both of the age of consent ?

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    Yes but he paid for the sevice. And that is illegal except in Nevada I think.

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    Would have been a lot funnier if it had been a Michelin Man which is how i originally read the title.

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    They have made a film about it


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    "They have made a film about it"

    for a second there I thought you wrote "I have made a film about that"

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    I'm glad i'm not the only one who cant read properly.

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    So, was that a real blow-job?

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    We used to call it "Getting a Hoover" back in Oz and nothing wrong with it IMO.

    Expect the car wash business turnover to quadruple in the coming weeks!

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    Knew I should have edited the title

    Police arrest Australian tourist in Michigan for car wash vacuum sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    We used to call it "Getting a Hoover" back in Oz and nothing wrong with it IMO.

    Expect the car wash business turnover to quadruple in the coming weeks!

    the bags must have been a bit soggy

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    ^ Wet and dry vacs invented in Australia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Knew I should have edited the title
    Knew you were out there lurking behind some cyberspace bush DD!

    Yer ferkein gettin slow and due to your ever increasing years mate.

    The post was created just to remind you that your becoming a slacker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    We used to call it "Getting a Hoover" back in Oz and nothing wrong with it IMO
    You and I are from different parts of Oz . . .


    Anyway, the story sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    We used to call it "Getting a Hoover"
    Only ozzies and asians can fit thier knobs into a hoover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    You and I are from different parts of Oz . . .
    Na, I only posted it to get DD out from under his rock.......

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    Police arrest Australian tourist in Michigan for car wash vacuum sex
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    Only ozzies and asians can fit their knobs into a hoover.
    If you think I gonna have flop out dick size competition with you Princey you have another thing coming. Anyway you would certainly lose mate
    Last edited by Loy Toy; 20-10-2008 at 12:40 AM.

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    Just exactly when does one look at a vacuum and find love?

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    ^Thats what i'm talkin about.

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    ^^


    SLAGDOG!


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    Is that one lookin at anyone in a sexy way?

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    Definately gagging for it.

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    Wot off Henry the Gay Hoover?

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    A Michigan contact mag:


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    He's in love with a vacuum cleaner.

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    ^^Again I can see a basic logistics problem with the above advert.

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