No fat birds allowed in Kiwi Land

**ChiangMai noon** · 22-11-2007, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

We can only hope that cmn doesn't get to see this thread otherwise the odds are one of you 2 will have to be banned

seen it.

i am trying to restrain myself from inappropriate comment.

**Dalton** · 22-11-2007, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Dalts, This is how it works, first of all you gotta get yourself a girl, I admit this is a bit of an ask for a ugly MotherF like yourself, but anythings possible in Thailand.
So I got this girl, Swedish she was, on a skiing holiday, then I took her to bed, got my little pecker out and found a nice warm place to put it, then wiggled it around for a while. She complained that it had a bad taste but I thought it was alright because it stopped her from talking all the time in the sing song goobledy gook that Swedish girls talk.
Sadly while a lot of fun for me it didn't producae any progeny so I found another warm wet place down further. Same thing, stuck it in and wiggled it around for a while and, hey presto, 9 months later little girls appeared.
But in the end after a number of years, I couldn't stand the goobledy gook sing song talk all the time so I buggered off and came to Thailand.

I'm lost for words, I can only do this...

and green is in the mail..

**peterpan** · 22-11-2007, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by dirtydog

We can only hope that cmn doesn't get to see this thread otherwise the odds are one of you 2 will have to be banned

seen it.

i am trying to restrain myself from inappropriate comment.

Don't worry too much about CMn, ones got a Merchant wanker with a Bently turbo R in tow, the other has only got a rich Lawyer, still poor girl can console herself on his yacht while she looks for a proper man.

**dirtydog** · 22-11-2007, 08:54 PM

Yeah but cmn has so much to offer, things like tampon pulling competitions, can these guys keep up with the mind of a sheep shagging sexual deviant?

**peterpan** · 22-11-2007, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

can these guys keep up with the mind of a sheep shagging sexual deviant?

Weeeeell, they are both Kiwis so the fine sport of sheep shagging is probably not unkown to them.

BTW Having carnal knowledge of a sheep is not considered deviant in NZ.

**November Rain** · 22-11-2007, 09:36 PM

I don't get this. They knew the policy on obesity (as the guy had already been rejected for his BMI), so what's the problem? She knew she had to lose weight. She didn't. Now they think negative publicity will work for them? Idiots!

**dirtydog** · 22-11-2007, 09:43 PM

Fat people are generally idiots, hope they have heart attacks soon.

**patsycat** · 23-11-2007, 11:03 AM

Being the romantic that i am. i think this sucks. He and she whatever their weight - basta. They are newleyweds and shoud be able to live their lives as they want even though they are as fat as yuk.

**AntRobertson** · 23-11-2007, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

I don't get this. They knew the policy on obesity (as the guy had already been rejected for his BMI), so what's the problem? She knew she had to lose weight. She didn't. Now they think negative publicity will work for them? Idiots!

To be fair I'm guessing that the NZ press would've sniffed this story out rather than the other way around.

There's quite some concern in NZ at the moment over the whole issue of the 'Brain Drain' and, conversely, the lack of skilled immigrants. I think the guy in question is some sort of telecoms expert so the angle here is that someone who is in demand is being kept out by indirect means if you follow what I'm saying.

Just a guess mind, but it does seem to fit with the current situation in NZ.

**DrB0b** · 23-11-2007, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

And then we all had a party with beer, strippers and snacks and rejoiced for yes, it was good*

*This part may not have actually happened in what could be termed "reality".

It did happen, you just weren't invited

**AntRobertson** · 23-11-2007, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by DrB0b

you just weren't invited

Oh. Again!?!

You wait and see if I invite you to me next Scrabble party. That'll learn ya!

**peterpan** · 23-11-2007, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

Being the romantic that i am. i think this sucks. He and she whatever their weight - basta. They are newleyweds and shoud be able to live their lives as they want even though they are as fat as yuk.

They can in their own country, Its just that NZ doesn't want a pair of fat ugly pommie gits in their country and rightly so.
Let them go to the USA, where they will feel right at home, but on 2nd thought they probably won't get in because they are too thin.

bkkmadness · 23-11-2007, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Originally Posted by dirtydog

He should just dump the fat old cow and find himself a kiwi cutie

There are cuties in Kiwi?

**AntRobertson** · 23-11-2007, 02:45 PM

^For focks sake! I'm at work, you could've at least warned me you were going to be posting pornographic pictures!

She's quite cute though admittedly.

**Looper** · 23-11-2007, 02:47 PM

All the fat people that want to get into NZ should be made to take part in a grotesque televised naked version of Its a Knockout.

They get naked and greased up and then try to knock each other off floating logs and giant footballs using big poky sticks with padded ends. Last man standing gets a passport.

Eddie Waring can do the commentary between fits of crippling laughter.

**baldrick** · 23-11-2007, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

^For focks sake! I'm at work, you could've at least warned me you were going to be posting pornographic pictures!

She's quite cute though admittedly.

you sure that is not a gonad sack there between "her" legs - or are you trying to admit something to all of us in a subtle way ?

**AntRobertson** · 23-11-2007, 04:52 PM

^I thought those were dags!?!

I swear I didn't know it was a guy... I was drunk!

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