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    Massive cargo of Victoria Bitter destroyed in NSW truck crash


    WARNING: DISTRESSING SCENES FOR BEER LOVERS
    In news that will send shockwaves through the nation’s tradies, an enormous cargo of Victoria Bitter has disastrously been destroyed in a highway truck smash.
    Hundreds of cases of the “Very Best” were left strewn over the Pacific Highway at Glenthorne, near Taree in NSW, after a truck crashed early today.

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    Emergency services are working up a hard-earned thirst by cleaning up the smash, including mopping up gallons of the amber nectar from the busy road.
    The truck appears to have lost control and collided with a nearby bank on the busy road.
    Police and ambulance crews responded to the scene, but nobody involved required medical transport.
    The crash shut down one of two southbound lanes on the highway approaching Manning River Drive.


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    DISTRESSING SCENES FOR BEER LOVERS

    I don't think anyone who really loves beer is going to be the slightest bit bothered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    I don't think anyone who really loves beer is going to be the slightest bit bothered.
    I think you've not tasted a VB on a hot sunmmer's day, then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    I don't think anyone who really loves beer is going to be the slightest bit bothered.
    Yep, zero percent bothered here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    I think you've not tasted a VB on a hot sunmmer's day, then.
    I have (an Australian Summers day at that) and it's piss. It's Australia's version of Budweiser innit.

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    And nothing of value was lost

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    95% water, 4% advertising, no loss.

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    God, if there is one thing more depressing than a blue collar oik it has to be an Antipodean blue collar oik celebrating his ghastly culture of bogan, jolly ocker shite.

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    A national disaster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    A national disaster?
    A bogan disaster maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    95% water, 4% advertising, no loss.
    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    And nothing of value was lost
    EVeryone is a comedian.


    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    A national disaster?

    finally, someone understands the gravity of the situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    I think you've not tasted a VB on a hot sunmmer's day, then.
    How about cans of VB that have been rolling around the back of a ute for 2 week in the sun 30+ C, I was on Naru there was only 1 shop that sells beer.
    1 day 5.00 oclock in the AVO the shop is closed, bugger the only beer around was the one on the back of the ute.
    Well the shops not open there is no ice but there is beer, well they tasted very good hot.

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    It's gassy lager, not bitter, ya great gallars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    It's gassy lager, not bitter, ya great gallars
    Forgot your specs today?

    "It's Australia's version of Budweiser innit".

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    Why has this guy in the pic got a wet pair of shorts and a dry t shirt?

    I'd be fucking swimming in that.

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    The Thais put the convicts to shame when it comes to incidents like this.

    https://www.newsflare.com/video/2743...looting-frenzy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Why has this guy in the pic got a wet pair of shorts and a dry t shirt?

    I'd be fucking swimming in that.
    Exactly, my friend. With a snorkel.

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