Thread: Massive cargo of Victoria Bitter destroyed in NSW truck crash

WARNING: DISTRESSING SCENES FOR BEER LOVERS
In news that will send shockwaves through the nation’s tradies, an enormous cargo of Victoria Bitter has disastrously been destroyed in a highway truck smash.
Hundreds of cases of the “Very Best” were left strewn over the Pacific Highway at Glenthorne, near Taree in NSW, after a truck crashed early today.

Emergency services are working up a hard-earned thirst by cleaning up the smash, including mopping up gallons of the amber nectar from the busy road.
The truck appears to have lost control and collided with a nearby bank on the busy road.
Police and ambulance crews responded to the scene, but nobody involved required medical transport.
The crash shut down one of two southbound lanes on the highway approaching Manning River Drive.


Source: https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/massive-cargo-of-victoria-bitter-destroyed-in-nsw-truck-crash/news-story/2c3dfeceab5a657e8a650a89caa3cecb

DISTRESSING SCENES FOR BEER LOVERS

I don't think anyone who really loves beer is going to be the slightest bit bothered.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I don't think anyone who really loves beer is going to be the slightest bit bothered.

I think you've not tasted a VB on a hot sunmmer's day, then.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I don't think anyone who really loves beer is going to be the slightest bit bothered.

Yep, zero percent bothered here.

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

I think you've not tasted a VB on a hot sunmmer's day, then.

I have (an Australian Summers day at that) and it's piss. It's Australia's version of Budweiser innit.

And nothing of value was lost

95% water, 4% advertising, no loss.

God, if there is one thing more depressing than a blue collar oik it has to be an Antipodean blue collar oik celebrating his ghastly culture of bogan, jolly ocker shite.

A national disaster?

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

A national disaster?

A bogan disaster maybe.

Originally Posted by jabir

95% water, 4% advertising, no loss.

Originally Posted by baldrick

And nothing of value was lost

EVeryone is a comedian.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

A national disaster?

finally, someone understands the gravity of the situation.

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

I think you've not tasted a VB on a hot sunmmer's day, then.

How about cans of VB that have been rolling around the back of a ute for 2 week in the sun 30+ C, I was on Naru there was only 1 shop that sells beer.
1 day 5.00 oclock in the AVO the shop is closed, bugger the only beer around was the one on the back of the ute.
Well the shops not open there is no ice but there is beer, well they tasted very good hot.

It's gassy lager, not bitter, ya great gallars

Originally Posted by Dillinger

It's gassy lager, not bitter, ya great gallars

Forgot your specs today?

"It's Australia's version of Budweiser innit".

Why has this guy in the pic got a wet pair of shorts and a dry t shirt?

I'd be fucking swimming in that.

The Thais put the convicts to shame when it comes to incidents like this.

https://www.newsflare.com/video/2743...looting-frenzy

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Why has this guy in the pic got a wet pair of shorts and a dry t shirt?

I'd be fucking swimming in that.

Exactly, my friend. With a snorkel.