Originally Posted by
bowie
Folks, forewarned is prepared so...
Well, prepare yourselves. Few people realize that the magnetic pole swap is going to eclipse the multitude of problems and destruction we experienced during the y2k calamity. I remember it well; famine, airplanes falling out of the sky, trains coming to a screeching halt, banks collapsing, people starving in the streets, rioting, looting, the masses in wanton destruction… yup, civilization barely survived.
And now they tell us the magnetic poles are gonna swap yet True North ain’t budgin’, the nerve.
Well, few folk are going to notice the North Pole South Pole flip – gonna cause havoc amongst the polar bears and penguins though. What’ll take us all a long time to get used to is the sun rising in the West and setting in the East. Now, when this happens most of our toilets are gonna overflow. Yup, toilets are flush rotation sensitive. If they used to flushed in a CW rotation, after the pole swap, they’re gonna hafta flush in a CCW rotation. Just ain’t gonna work.
Yes, big problems with flush rotation sensitive toilets, primarily the western style flush toilets. All gonna have to be replaced. Not too big a problem in the East (well, then it’ll be the West) because very few squat toilets are rotation sensitive. But, in the West (or future East) big problems. So, yea, gotta change most of the flush toilets. Let’s not even venture into the vertical sewer pipe fiasco.
Now’s a very good time to buy “American Standard” and “Cotto” stock.