Woman sues her ex-boyfriend because ‘his abnormally long penis stretched her vagina’

[Chittychangchang]

A woman is suing her ex-boyfriend, claiming his ‘abnormally long’ penis stretched her vagina. Silindile Mangena, 29, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove Kurima, in 2016. Kurima, 37, who it is claimed was married at the time, and Mangena fell in love and started a relationship. A woman is suing her ex after claiming his penis ‘stretched her vagina.

However, she told the Zimbabwe Mail that she ended the relationship in May after his penis stretched her too much. She said no man can literally fill the gap her ex left. It has not been confirmed how big his penis actually is.

She now wants to have reconstructive surgery which costs a massive 150,000 Rand (£8,000) and is taking him to court in order to have him pay the fee. Kurima has not yet responded to the allegations.

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[Maanaam]

Mangena,

May sound like "mangeena".... mangina.
Did she move to Chiang Mai? If so, then she's got the wrong cause and effect. It's that her current client is too small, making her think she's been stretched.

[Chittychangchang]

[SKkin]

reminded me of the rectum stretcher joke...

[Maanaam]

^Go on....

[SKkin]

^You never heard that one?

This guy is flying down the road in his EB Z06; and he comes over the top
of a bridge, sure enough,on the other side there is sitting a cop with a
radar gun.

The cop pulls the guy over,walks up to the car and asks "What's the
hurry?"

The guy replies, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah", says the cop, "what do you do?"

The guy responds, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop says "A rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

The guy says,"Well, I start with one finger,then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three,then four,then my whole hand,then I work until I can
get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
foot wide"

The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?'

The guy replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him at the end of a
bridge..."

[bowie]

hmm... Mugove Kurima - Zimbabwe's answer to John Holme's, I smell a porno film star in the making...

[YourDaddy]

Luigi nothing worry

[Neverna]

There's something fishy about this story. An ‘abnormally long’ penis won't stretch her vagina. A very thick one will but a long one will just pummel and bounce off her cervix.

[headhunter]

big mouth,big tits and a big twit toooooooooo match.

[jabir]

More like tossing a newspaper through a doorway.

[Luigi]

[nidhogg]

^ You gotta be kidding. You would need to strap a plank to your ass to stop yourself falling in....

[Luigi]

Variety's the spice of life.

Did she move to Chiang Mai? If so, then she's got the wrong cause and effect. It's that her current client is too small, making her think she's been stretched.

It's the smoothness of the delivery, that really makes it.

[Maanaam]

a long one will just pummel and bounce off her cervix.

You have that problem too, eh?

[Neverna]

You have that problem too, eh?

It wasn't a problem for me, but being a considerate type, I made appropriate adjustments to the delivery.

[david44]

I reckon this blokey has put her up for the story to enhance his prospects , another twist on gf with dogging cums to mind, meanwhile the Zambigwian mama will have a queue of mongers trying to fill her yearning, a winmau as it says on my feathers,

I made appropriate adjustments to the delivery.

The postman always comes twice according to the Royal Male