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    Man 'cements microwave to head' in Wolverhampton



    An internet "prankster" had to be freed by firefighters after cementing his head inside a microwave oven.

    West Midlands Fire Service said it took an hour to free the man after they were called to a house in Fordhouses, Wolverhampton.

    Friends had managed to feed an air tube into the 22-year-old's mouth to help him breathe, the service said.
    Watch Commander Shaun Dakin said the man "could quite easily have suffocated or have been seriously injured".

    Mr Dakin said: "He and a group of friends had mixed seven bags of Polyfilla which they then poured around his head, which was protected by a plastic bag inside the microwave.

    "The oven was being used as a mould and wasn't plugged in. The mixture quickly set hard and, by the time we were called, they'd already been trying to free him for an hour and a half."


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    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    Too bad they didn't plug it in.

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    There is this cretinous frenzy to become a celebrity of FaceTubeGram.

    Fucking idiots.

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    Beats me how they even think of doing such things!

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    Move to Wolverhampton and you'll understand.

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    Lovely developed culture.....

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    There is money being made by these new home made video entertainers, YouTube pays them for the amount of viewers they receive for their posts. That's why they always ask you to subscribe to their video . Some earn a full time living making home videos.
    They are more popular than the Beatles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Beats me how they even think of doing such things!
    Indeed...A conventional oven would've been fine...

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    Airhead probably wanted to create a new rock band...

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    Even up in mainstream news now...........

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    Einstein again, I'm afraid. Stupidity is truly infinite but in order to properly appreciate its omnipresence one is indebted to the American humorist, George Carlin, who articulated the observation ' think how stupid the average person can be, well you have to realise that half are stupider than that'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    Too bad they didn't plug it in.
    My thoughts too. If you're going to be famous for being stupid, might as well go all the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Move to Wolverhampton and you'll understand.
    No thanks, too many brown people there for a devoted Paki.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle junior View Post
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    Such insightful replies.

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    Not everyone has your intellectual gravitas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Not everyone has your intellectual gravitas.
    Being you at the top of that list.


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    :zing:

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    Almost went to uni in Wolverhampton- well it's poly, but that's just picking hairs. It looks like my mentality would have fitted in. I ended up going to the "other" university in Cambridge.

    University in Cambridge
    University of Cambrige

    Same.Same...kinda....not.

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