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    Couple caught having sex behind a wall are given the David Attenborough treatment



    If you can’t get a room when you’re feeling a bit randy, there’s always a quiet spot behind a wall in Barnsley.
    At least that’s what this couple thought until Denzill Smith and his friends arrived.


    The 31-year-old filmed the couple while giving a David Attenborough-style commentary.
    Denzill says to the camera: ‘Today on planet earth in Barnsley, Wellington Street, we have a rare mating ritual between one hippopotopig and one female rhinoceros.’
    After shooting the couple for around a minute Denzill ran back to his friends before he was seen.
    The clip was posted on Facebook where it gathered thousands of shocked responses in just a few hours.

    One user said: ‘I can’t believe this is happening in Barnsley, of all places. And in the middle of the day.’
    But it was later pulled down.

    Denzill said: ‘It was yesterday and I just heard them going at it so I decided to film them.
    ‘I’m guessing with how sneaky they were about it they were a real couple who were caught up in the moment.
    ‘It was funny and I’m glad that lots of people who watched it thought it was hilarious, too.
    ‘But they should really have found a room to go back, though behind a wall is better than in full view of everyone, I suppose.’




    Read more: Couple having sex behind Barnsley wall are given David Attenborough treatment | Metro News

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    She have nice legs...

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    if shes a slag from barnsley rutting like a pig behind the bins in a backstreet, then her legs will be pale, fat and blotchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post
    She have nice legs...
    And a certain poise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post
    She have nice legs...
    And a certain poise.
    Classy, those English.

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    again...she has nice legs....

    fixed...

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    Those high heels are an odd choice for the 'middle of the day', unless she was providing pay for play services.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post
    She have nice legs...
    And a certain poise.
    Classy, those English.
    Pu Deeness abounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    Classy, those English.
    Chances are they won't be English if it was in Barnsley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza
    She have nice legs
    You need to seek help

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    Classy, those English.
    Chances are they won't be English if it was in Barnsley.
    It's fucking Yorkshire. It's not English by definition.

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