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    Smile Scottish man tries to feel up cement mixer ‘because he thinks it’s a woman’

    A man apparently tried to feel up a cement mixer because he thought it was a woman’s bottom.
    A clip showed the middle-aged man rubbing up against the metal for a few seconds before he realised his mistake.

    The man, who had a Scottish accent, turned to the person filming and said: ‘I thought it was a bird, mate.’
    The filmer, who was laughing, replied: ‘You thought it was a bird?’
    To which the man said: ‘Aye, I’ve not got brains mate. I f****** thought I was rubbing her a***.’

    They were always arguing constantly going round and round in circles.

    Nevertheless, they still did It and when he was done with her she said she felt aggreGREAT!

    Read more: Scottish man 'tries to feel up cement mixer because he thinks it's a woman' | Metro News

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    Only slightly better than humping random motorcycles...Notice the "bricks" on his "heed"...

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    Ffs May give the sweaties another referendum! I can't be counselling a fuking cement mixer cos some Jock raped it, I got walls to build!!!!

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    Well there is a remarkable resemblance to Sturgeons arse.

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