Thread: Grandmother Married to a Brit for 27 years to be deported.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Originally Posted by Iceman123

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I take it you are having trouble getting a visa for the wingman.

Don't give up your day job, Sherlock you ain't.

You're good with your hands, presumably?

No need to attack when a friendly inquiry was made as to your deplorable situation.

I can empathise with your desperate circumstances - renting a small flat in the biggest whore capital on the planet, not having a pot to piss in and endeavouring to return to your roots in the UK with your add on, where the social security benefits may be able to improve your shattered finances.

Please look at it from the UK immigration point of view - the thousands of applications received from mongerers like yourself from Patters are routinely rejected as the UK does not have a shortage of your ilk.

Don't let me put you off trying - treat your application as a lottery ticket - you may be lucky.

Let me guess, you're a jig borer tool turner by trade, now selling widgets made in Indonesia to B&Q type stores?

Blue collar oiks really are a bore.

Application for permanent residence forms:

Ireland: 5 pages, free.
Germany: 2 pages, €8
UK: 85 pages, £65

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Let me guess, you're a jig borer tool turner by trade, ...
Blue collar oiks really are a bore.

Do you see what he did there...

Oh how, we laughed... and laughed... and laughed...

I think I've found a new image for SA's avatar: