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    Redback spider bites Australian man on penis

    An Australian man has taken himself to hospital after a venomous redback spider bit him on the penis.

    The tradesman was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Wednesday morning when he was bitten.


    A spokesperson for St George Hospital confirmed that a 21-year-old man was treated for a redback bite.
    The redback spider, closely related to the black widow spider, is distinguished by a long red stripe on its abdomen.
    The spider's bite causes severe pain, sweating and nausea.
    The BBC spoke to the owners of the property who confirmed that the man had been bitten on the penis as described in media reports.
    He was later discharged from hospital in a stable condition.
    Although there are recorded cases of deaths from redback bites, none have occurred since the development of antivenom in 1956.

    Redback spider bites Australian man on penis - BBC News

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    Ouch !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
    The spider's bite causes severe pain,
    Just gotta highlight that part....

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    Just plain silly sex, that is...Fookin' Aussies!...Sorry, mates, but that's not right...

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    Heh...Thanks for that, sabang...

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    An Australian man has taken himself to hospital after a venomous redback spider bit him on the penis.
    Must of been a small spider. *Boom tish*

















    Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

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    On a positive note, he might gain spider man abilities... I see the headline now "Man shoots spider webs from his willy".

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    Police are looking for a redback spider with a magnifying glass.

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    Thank god for anti venom

    Dicky would have sucked all the poison out of that

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    The duty nurse said bloke wanted some pain killers for the pain but not the swelling.
    One old doctor said it was fairly common to hear of blokes been bitten on the nackers
    or the tackle when the old outdoor dunes were still common,so that was where the
    song came from.

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    Strewth Bruce...

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    Maybe he offered his knob to the spider. Some kind of arachnid fetishist.


    Minds me of a time when I placed my penis in an active weaver ants nest.


    Good times.

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    ^ go on, tell us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Minds me of a time when I placed my penis in an active weaver ants nest.
    Good job it wasn't supplied by Direct Line, you'd need some fukkin hair around the hole to find it

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