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    Man with 10lb penis reveals what it's like

    Man with 10lb penis reveals what it's like to have a member that weighs the same as a CAT

    A MAN with a penis that weighs 10lb has opened up on what it's really like living with his huge junk.

    Micha Stuntz, from Berlin, Germany, has been getting silicone injected into his penis and scrotum to make them look bigger.

    It now weighs a whopping 9.5lb - the weight of an average-sized cat.

    The 45-year-old has revealed that his 9in-long and 5.5in-wide manhood, which has stopped him from having normal sex, has helped him be a bit "more creative" in the bedroom.

    Micha told Vice: "After you reach a certain size, you can't do certain things anymore. At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But there are other things you can do with it.

    "You just have to free yourself from established roles and hardened ideas about sex and be ready to play."

    His whole fascination with getting his manhood enlarged began 20 years ago with a penis pump.

    "I was way too curious not to try it out. First, I tried it secretly for myself," he said.

    "And I found that when I went out pumped up, it felt great. I had the feeling that I wasn't trapped in the body I was born with, but that I had the possibility to shape it myself."

    As for whether there are any drawbacks, Micha insists his life is fairly ordinary, except for when he wanted to buy a new pair of pants.

    Man with 10lb penis reveals what it's like to have a member that weighs the same as a CAT


    Is this one of those cock and ball stories?
    I would post pictures but life's too short.

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    9.5 pounds???

    That is nothing. There is a 95 pound dick that posts here under the username "thaimeme".

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    ^ pah

    there is a NZ dick posting here that is apparently the size of a weathered whether

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    So, he has a cock as big as a pussy?...

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    whap whap wha....

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    The 45-year-old has revealed that his 9in-long and 5.5in-wide manhood, which has stopped him from having normal sex, has helped him be a bit "more creative" in the bedroom.
    So he sucks cock then.

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    ^ so the steroid injections into his cock enlarged it, not by length but by width.
    Most men want a longer cock, not a fatter one.

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    The most common reaction I've had is 'you're not sticking that up me'.

    It's not all it's cracked up to be, to say the least.

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    ^
    Yep. Sometimes it's a curse being blessed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    9.5 pounds???

    That is nothing. There is a 95 pound dick that posts here under the username "thaimeme".
    Tried to green you
    That man is not a Dick
    He's a fanny cuntt,twat minge etc
    Awfully nonsensical buffoon

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    Am I getting this right
    He was not happy with a 9" nob so be fattenned the thing up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    Man with 10lb penis reveals what it's like
    What a revelation...

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    Only a man who has never had cocaine , money, more coke ,slutszzzzzzzzz
    Yawn
    What was we talking about

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    10 pounds !!!!!!
    you can get to Australia for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roger77
    10 pounds !!!!!! you can get to Australia for that.


    I'll drink to that, cobber.

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    ^ and behind him there's a cross with a man nailed to it, what sort of party is this.

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    Looking at the pictures it's clearly not parking it in pussy that concerns him.....

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    Man with 10lb penis...
    Man with 10 lb penis probably collecting trash from Bangkok sex-change clinic, Confucius say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    The most common reaction I've had is 'you're not sticking that up me'.

    It's not all it's cracked up to be, to say the least.
    Bullshit. Most of your boyfriends tell you they don't smoke.

    Har, har.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    ^ so the steroid injections into his cock enlarged it, not by length but by width.
    Most men want a longer cock, not a fatter one.
    But girls don't.....

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    Thegent wants a smoked one...

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