Thread: Nude Year Revolutions

Live as if your last is my plan any tips amigos?

Vegan homily , rice and penance no thanks.
5 a day will be red wine or nothing.

Surely it is better to out with a bang than a wimpole?

I looked at all those 5 diet tips and 3 easy ways to live miserably indefinitely

So 40 fags, no not the houseboys the odd pre brekkie snort.A shot of Yadong/Scotch Gin whatever I can rinse the chompers

12 eggs and rashers
Strong Lavaza coffee and lots of cream and sugar

Lunch s for poofs so repeat brekkie at 1130 to line gut for an afternoon of drinks with pictures of animals

On the odd day when my sqauw is within reach follows natures way otherways the pets will again feel the love.

To rot the brain hourly fix of TD and betel nut.
Limit awareness of US elections, ignore links to twatter,farcebook ,spinstergram etc

Avoid all shops,falangs,7-dingdong11s,shopping malls, Thai pittis,minimal interaction with Banks Immigration Airports Dentists Hospitals and Markets.

Dusk ,the cocktail hour Absinthe plus any local hooch on offer,steak egg and chips garnished with Mayo and red wine.

A Milo enema and so to bed with a good book and a bad woman?