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    Ride for a ride, going Dutch

    (CNN)It brings a whole new meaning to the expression "going Dutch."

    Government ministers in the Netherlands have confirmed that it is legal for driving instructors to offer lessons in exchange for sex.

    Prostitution is legal and regulated in the country, where sex workers are considered "self-employed" and can openly advertise in newspapers and online.

    The Dutch government tackled the issue head on after Gert-Jan Segers, of the socially conservative opposition party ChristenUnie (Christian Union), tabled a question in parliament in November.

    Segers described such transactions as "illegal prostitution" and called for them to be banned. He argued that student drivers would not have the requisite escort license, and so would not be declaring any sexual acts for tax purposes.

    But Melanie Schultz van Haegen, the country's minister of infrastructure and the environment, and Security and Justice Minister Ard van der Steur said that while the practice -- widely dubbed "ride for a ride" -- may be "undesirable," it is not against the law, provided both parties are over 18 and the instructor suggests it.

    They said that if the transaction were reversed, with students proposing "personal services" in return for lessons, then this would be unlawful.

    So never have to worry about change for the tuktuk again
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    In related news, authorities in Holland are at a loss to explain the sudden upsurge in new driving schools opening. Careers officers also note that driving instructor is now the number one career choice for male school leavers in Holland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    provided both parties are over 18 and the instructor suggests it. They said that if the transaction were reversed, with students proposing "personal services" in return for lessons, then this would be unlawful.
    Isn't it more dodgy to have some dirty old instructor sleazing onto the young female learners?

    Surely if the girl suggests it then it is more morally equitable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    provided both parties are over 18 and the instructor suggests it. They said that if the transaction were reversed, with students proposing "personal services" in return for lessons, then this would be unlawful.
    Isn't it more dodgy to have some dirty old instructor sleazing onto the young female learners?

    Surely if the girl suggests it then it is more morally equitable?
    I'm sure there are ways for the female to invite an offer.


    I'm sorry Mr Instructor, that lesson was fantastic but I don't have any money to pay you and I don't have a job. Can you wait a few months or years till I pay you? I feel awful about it but what other choice do I have?

    You can let me shag you, if you like, and we'll forget about the 40 Euros for this lesson.

    Really? That's great!! Thanks! And can I book another lesson for next Monday, please?

    Sure!
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    nothing new as this 1970s film shows


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    Are you guys adults or children.

    If they want to offer lessons in exchange for sex.

    So be it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Are you guys adults or children.
    Neal, that's a trick question.....

    What if I'm physically an adult with the mental capacity of Butters? What would that make me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Are you guys adults or children. If they want to offer lessons in exchange for sex. So be it!
    You wouldn't want some driving instructor sleazing onto your wife or daughter, even obliquely.

    It should be up to suitably minded females to make their remunerative negotiability known.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan
    What if I'm physically an adult with the mental capacity of Butters? What would that make me?
    A Belgian faggitt.

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    nothing wrong with bartering. I once got a bj and gave a gold ring

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    Taxi drivers have been doing it for years.

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