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    “This committee has no right to go against the president of FIFA. The president can only be removed by the congress. Even suspended, I am still the president. I regret, but I am not ashamed.” —Shortly after the announcement of his eight year suspension from FIFA Blatter

    “There is a kind of magic when men unite their energies to express a common idea. That is when sport becomes beautiful. The unhappiness of man comes when he finds himself alone to fight against the problems he must face.” —On the beauty of football Arsene WENGER

    “But for the U.S., football, soccer, does not have the same weight as baseball, basketball, and American football. There, it’s just an ethnic sport for girls in schools.”
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    Thai talk: Be prepared for 2016: Year of The Naughty, Willy Monkey
    According to the Chinese and Thai zodiacs, 2016 is the Year of the Monkey. And not just any monkey, but the Fiery Monkey.

    Go deeper into the so-called Chinese Five Elements Horoscope and you find that the Monkey sign contains Metal and Water. Metal is related to gold and material success. Water is connected to wisdom and danger. The Monkey is a smart, naughty, wily and vigilant animal.

    Astrologers say that if you want to make sure the new year offers more hope than the one ending today, then you need to outsmart The Monkey.

    Metal is also supposedly related to the Wind. That implies the chain of events will be fast-moving. My fortune-teller's advice is: Think twice before you leap when considering changes to your career and personal relationships.

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    Presumably that also applies to how we behave in our daily lives - including what we say in public. In other words, when in doubt, keep your mouth tightly sealed. That may be sound advice for any year, but my personal astrologer suggests that this advice is particularly relevant to 2016.

    Since Water implies wisdom and danger, you are advised to avoid flaunting what you assume is wisdom, since any display of intelligence could be counterproductive. The cleverer you think you are, the bigger the chance of putting yourself in danger.

    Real wisdom can already be dangerous for anyone who expresses it in public. But fake wisdom may be even more dangerous. If you don't know what you don't know, you face the fate of Donald Trump at the hands of Jeb Bush - being branded as a "jerk".

    What should concern you more, though, is the nature of the zodiacal Monkey - "smart, naughty, wily and vigilant."

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