With cowardice sprouting daily Brussels has shut the Metro.
Paris had the case of a failed femme fatale
A US plane turns away passengers for speaking in tongues
A Butterfly farts in Klontoey and the world's gone amok
Brussels on high alert as Belgian authorities warn attack 'imminent'
Public advised to avoid crowds at shopping centres, concerts and large events where possible, after terrorism threat raised to level four in wake of Paris attacks
Brussels on high alert as Belgian authorities warn attack 'imminent' | World news | The Guardian
Police are seeking for disturbed people 5 time daily benders and folks sporting tea towels as headgear