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    Hyena eats man's genitals..

    Hyena eats genitals..

    Lusaka - A Malawian man has been left without a penis and is missing two balls, three toes after they were eaten by a hyena in a Zambian border town, a local hospital said Wednesday.




    Chamangeni Zulu, in his early twenties, was discharged from the Chipata General Hospital this week, a senior nurse told AFP.

    “He was discharged on Monday after the relatives requested that he should be transferred to Muchinji in Malawi,” said Sister Precious Matongo, referring to a town just across the border.

    “They should be constantly cleaning the wounds but he is stable,” she added.

    Local media reported that Zulu sacrificed his body parts after being told by a traditional healer that it would help him become rich.

    “I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten,” he is quoted as saying by the Times of Zambia.


    "I was told to look on the bright side of life because now there will be 10 less potential children in poverty, one less illegal alien and one poor hyena with aids."

    Many Malawians cross the border between the two southern African countries to work on Zambia's commercial tobacco farms.

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    The Hyenas looked satisfyingly happy as well..


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    Is this in the same vein as Loof Lirpa, the 7-foot tall Danish basketball player who recently signed with the Lakers?...

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    Why is this gent smiling....??

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    I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten, he is quoted as saying by the Times of Zambia.
    A truly believable story on this fine April fool's day.

    hehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Why is this gent smiling....??
    He heard you believe the story.

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    Is this a cock and ball story

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