Man snaps his cock! Ouch we've all been there..

[Chittychangchang]

The unfortunate man bled from the painful injury after fracturing the outer tissue of his member, known as the tunica albuginea



The unfortunate fellow needed surgery to repair the damage
It is an accident that will bring tears to the eyes of any man.

A 42-year-old was horrified to hear his penis snapping during sex, a medical journal reports.

The unfortunate man bled from the painful injury after fracturing the outer tissue of his member, known as the tunica albuginea.

According to the New England Journal of Medicine the injury occurred when the man's penis accidentally hit the woman's perineum (the space between the vagina and the anus).

The journal states: "On the basis of the clinical presentation, the patient was taken to the operating room for emergency repair.

"The patient had an uneventful postoperative course and was discharged from the hospital the morning after surgery.

He was either gunning for trap 2 or she was less lubricated than anticipated.


The patient was seen three months and six months after surgery and had regained erectile function without appreciable plaque formation or penile curvature."

It comes after doctors at Kings College in London set out to establish the true average 'size' of the British male is shorter than first thought.

Dr David Veale, of King's College London and South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust, and his colleague from King's College Hospital NHS Foundation Trust, set out to create such a nomogram of male penis size measurements across all ages and races.

A search of medical literature revealed 17 studies with up to 15,521 males who underwent penis size measurements by health professionals using a standard procedure.

The analysis revealed that the average length of an erect penis was 13.12 centimetres (5.16 inches).

The average length of a flaccid phallus was 9.16 cms (3.6 inches), while the average length of a flaccid stretched penis was 13.24 cms (5.21 inches), according to the research.

Man hears his penis 'snap' during sex in freak bedroom accident - Mirror Online

[BaitongBoy]

It comes after doctors at Kings College in London set out to establish the true average 'size' of the British male is shorter than first thought.

No surprise here since they're all snapping in half...

[BaitongBoy]

According to the New England Journal of Medicine the injury occurred when the man's penis accidentally hit the woman's perineum (the space between the vagina and the anus).

Commonly known as the taint...

One must be patient before setting the machine to "piledriver"...

(I guess he couldn't drive a standard)...Heh...

[thaimeme]

Ooouuucchhh...

[Chittychangchang]

When i was in my early 20's i was shagging this page 3 model 10 years older.

We had some spontanous fun and it all ended in tears of blood.

She was drier and probably older than the Gobi desert.

Next time i met her i gave her a nicely wrapped tube of KY.

In my innocence i thought i was doing us both a service, the look on her face was haunting.

It ended shortly after, but i've never forgot that snap!

[nidhogg]

....interesting, but the "we've all been there" - seriously??



Uh, No Sir. Thank God, no indeed.....

[kmart]

....interesting, but the "we've all been there" - seriously??



Uh, No Sir. Thank God, no indeed.....

Never "been there" either, thankfully. Any indication as to the weight of his partner?

[Kurgen]

my wimmin are always wet n wide by the time they've succumbed to my dashing good looks, charm and charisma

[nigelandjan]

Plenty of tongue

Snapping your tool in a dry fanny is for tractor boys

[BobR]

The unfortunate man bled from the painful injury after fracturing the outer tissue of his member, known as the tunica albuginea



The unfortunate fellow needed surgery to repair the damage
It is an accident that will bring tears to the eyes of any man.

A 42-year-old was horrified to hear his penis snapping during sex, a medical journal reports.

The unfortunate man bled from the painful injury after fracturing the outer tissue of his member, known as the tunica albuginea.

According to the New England Journal of Medicine the injury occurred when the man's penis accidentally hit the woman's perineum (the space between the vagina and the anus).

The journal states: "On the basis of the clinical presentation, the patient was taken to the operating room for emergency repair.

"The patient had an uneventful postoperative course and was discharged from the hospital the morning after surgery.

He was either gunning for trap 2 or she was less lubricated than anticipated.


The patient was seen three months and six months after surgery and had regained erectile function without appreciable plaque formation or penile curvature."

It comes after doctors at Kings College in London set out to establish the true average 'size' of the British male is shorter than first thought.

Dr David Veale, of King's College London and South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust, and his colleague from King's College Hospital NHS Foundation Trust, set out to create such a nomogram of male penis size measurements across all ages and races.

A search of medical literature revealed 17 studies with up to 15,521 males who underwent penis size measurements by health professionals using a standard procedure.

The analysis revealed that the average length of an erect penis was 13.12 centimetres (5.16 inches).

The average length of a flaccid phallus was 9.16 cms (3.6 inches), while the average length of a flaccid stretched penis was 13.24 cms (5.21 inches), according to the research.

Man hears his penis 'snap' during sex in freak bedroom accident - Mirror Online

Sure it doesn't apply to anyone here, but it seems the size of their balls have shrunk substantially too since their truly finest hour in 1940, but then sadly so have ours.

[Dillinger]

When i was in my early 20's i was shagging this page 3 model 10 years older.

Name her then

[kingwilly]

Ouch, but no. I have not been 'there'. I'm careful with my man tool.

[boloa]

I guess the shorter it is.... the harder it is to snap

I will take care in future ....

[pompeysbroke]

This story is half cocked

[nigelandjan]

Name her then

[Pragmatic]

The x-ray is now available.

[ENT]

^ No......No no no no no no!!!

Never snapped me dik neither

[ENT]

A dog's got a bone in his dick, so does a bull seal, gorilla and racoon.

Y've heard of "Give a dog a bone." ain't ya?

[the dogcatcher]

Happens to me all the time.
Araldite!!!!!!!!!!!

[BaitongBoy]

The x-ray is now available.

That's a fooking chicken bone...

[Chittychangchang]

Name her then

No naming from me, but she did have the biggest pair of melons.

they seemed hard and not as soft as the melons encountered before.

I later learned they where implants quite a rarity back then..

[Kurgen]

No naming from me, but she did have the biggest pair of melons.

they seemed hard and not as soft as the melons encountered before.

I later learned they where implants quite a rarity back then..

Bollocks, you've read to much of Readers Wives.

[BaitongBoy]

they seemed hard and not as soft as the melons encountered before.

Were you screwing in a pumpkin patch?...

[Looper]

According to the New England Journal of Medicine the injury occurred when the man's penis accidentally hit the woman's perineum

I haven't 'been there' either thank fook. I have, however pranged my pork sword on the perineum on a couple of occasions recently and it sure is a bit of a shock as the article asserts.

I can't imagine being able to 'hear' it if it snapped though. It is not bone after all.

[Paddy Whackery]

The unfortunate man bled from the painful injury after fracturing the outer tissue of his member, known as the tunica albuginea.

The patient was seen three months and six months after surgery and had regained erectile function without appreciable plaque formation or penile curvature."


Man hears his penis 'snap' during sex in freak bedroom accident - Mirror Online

Re the aforementioned "penile curvature"...Dr. Oz appeared on Oprah onetime and discussed this condition. The camera panned around at one point, to the front row where Oprah was sitting and waving her hands in the air: (to the tune of that song by Beyonce..."to the left - to the left...to the right - to the right"!!!