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    Mugabe throws million dollar birthday party

    Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe has celebrated his 91st birthday with a lavish million-dollar bash that was slammed by the opposition as "obscene" in a country wracked by poverty.

    Thousands of supporters of the ruling ZANU-PF, many wearing party regalia emblazoned with the president's image, sang and danced as he arrived for the jamboree at a luxury hotel in the famed Victoria Falls resort.

    The elderly liberation leader threw 91 balloons into the air.

    The party, which came a week after Mr Mugabe's birthday, was held on the hotel golf course, with white marquees housing the guests.

    Elephants were slaughtered for the feast and seven huge cakes were on display in one of the tents.

    Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe celebrates 91st birthday with lavish million-dollar celebration - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann
    Elephants were slaughtered for the feast
    Kunt!

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    Pity one didn't sit on the old kunt.

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    Should give the murdering old despot a bungee jump off the falls bridge.
    He is a classic example of the african big man who worships power and money and
    will destroy a first world country to stay in power.

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    Why is he still alive? Can't one of our governments find time to take him out? Call it target practice in case someone more important needs to be whacked. Good way to test a new drone, and who would complain?

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    I wonder what he eats.

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    As per the opening post, elephants of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT
    I wonder what he eats.
    Quote Originally Posted by cnx37
    As per the opening post, elephants of course.
    What, no vegetables?

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    When he gets ivory stuck in his teeth, he leaves it there, yes.

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    Seems Mugabe's a teetotaller and eats little meat, still exercises.....not bad

    He looks healthy.


    I think he eats monkey glands.

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    I'll be putting monkey glands on my shopping list now.

    Thank you Robert Mugabe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cnx37
    I'll be putting monkey glands on my shopping list now. Thank you Robert Mugabe.
    You'll end up black and a dick-head.

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    "Black" is OK". They usually have giant appendages.

    "Dick-head" - I will research that & get back to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ENT
    I wonder what he eats.
    Quote Originally Posted by cnx37
    As per the opening post, elephants of course.
    What, no vegetables?
    No need for veggies if he's ordered a Jumbo-sized meal.

    Last edited by Gazza; 01-03-2015 at 09:11 PM.

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    Ian Smith - rolling over in his grave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Seems Mugabe's a teetotaller and eats little meat, still exercises.....not bad

    He looks healthy.


    I think he eats monkey glands.
    Yea he looks healthy, much like Cheney, Bush Sr. or Kissinger there almost seems to be a real Satan that looks after his special helpers.

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    I'll never understand how these fragile, old twats manage to stay in power. I reckon I could bump him off with a bag of crisps

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Seems Mugabe's a teetotaller and eats little meat, still exercises.....not bad

    He looks healthy.


    I think he eats monkey glands.
    Yea he looks healthy, much like Cheney, Bush Sr. or Kissinger there almost seems to be a real Satan that looks after his special helpers.
    Must be them monkey glands., even if Mugabe sez it's veges, I'll bet on it....

    Lots of interesting new research out on longevity, but all a bit out of the price range of the poor.

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    I can understand this disdain of Robert Mugabe, he has killed more floppies than Smith.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Seems Mugabe's a teetotaller and eats little meat, still exercises.....not bad

    He looks healthy.


    I think he eats monkey glands.
    Yea he looks healthy, much like Cheney, Bush Sr. or Kissinger there almost seems to be a real Satan that looks after his special helpers.
    Probably the severed heads in his fridge, like his old mate Idi Amin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BobR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Seems Mugabe's a teetotaller and eats little meat, still exercises.....not bad

    He looks healthy.


    I think he eats monkey glands.
    Yea he looks healthy, much like Cheney, Bush Sr. or Kissinger there almost seems to be a real Satan that looks after his special helpers.
    Must be them monkey glands., even if Mugabe sez it's veges, I'll bet on it....

    Lots of interesting new research out on longevity, but all a bit out of the price range of the poor.
    That's sad too, with some people aging and death are the only forms of justice left in this World.

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    Bastard ! never invited me

    As a major shareholder / sponsor of the Country being a UK tax payer I would at least have liked a canape

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    Or a sausage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobR View Post
    there almost seems to be a real Satan that looks after his special helpers.

    He's called Big Pharma.

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