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    Brother and sister arrested for Buttsex in church parking lot.

    Brother and sister arrested for sex in church parking lot after watching The Notebook

    I know, I know, Russia invading Ukraine, MidEast in crisis, raghead massacres, Irish troops captured by Syrian Rebels, volcanos in PNG, Obama wore a tan suit, BUT....this is your world news today. Deal with it.


    A BROTHER and sister in the US are behind bars after allegedly having sex in a tractor trailer parked in a church parking lot.

    Police say Christopher Buckner, 20, and her half-brother Timothy Savoy, 25, admitted to committing incest three times after watching the Ryan Gosling romance The Notebook.
    (For those not familiar with the cult film, it doesn’t have a happy ending).
    Police were alerted to the pair’s antics early on Tuesday morning after responding to a call about a prowler in the area.
    Sheriff’s Office spokesman David Ehsanipoor told the Savannah Morning News deputies went to inspect the area after a call at about 4.30am.


    What exactly is Aggravated Sodomy?

    During their patrol of the area they spotted a man and woman walking down the road. The male said he was walking the female back to her house.
    Deputies determined that the pair were brother and sister and that they had just had sex in a Kenworth tractor trailer, which was parked at Countryside Baptist Church, Ehsanipoor said.
    The pair have been charged with incest, aggravated sodomy and prowling and are being held in the Effingham County jail.

    Brother and sister arrested for sex in church parking lot after watching The Notebook



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    In all honesty, butt sex between those two is the safest thing for the gene pool. Let em' at it.

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    During their patrol of the area they spotted a man and woman walking down the road. The male said he was walking the female back to her house.

    Deputies determined that the pair were brother and sister and that they had just had sex in a Kenworth tractor trailer, which was parked at Countryside Baptist Church, Ehsanipoor said.


    The detective work of these deputies is to be admired, they spotted a man and woman walking down the road and could immediately determine that they had just had incestuous anal sex by looking at them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
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    The detective work of these deputies is to be admired, they spotted a man and woman walking down the road and could immediately determine that they had just had incestuous anal sex by looking at them.

    Alimentary my dear Watson, Alimentary....

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    Perhaps they could tell by the way she was walking/waddling. In any case, they're lucky they didn't get shot by the cops.

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    There are probably quite a few life lesson takeaways Nick Cassavetes wanted the audience to get from The Notebook.

    I doubt this was one of them.

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    'Agravated sodomy'? Is that different from regular sodomy? Does it bring a harsher sentence?
    is it only half incest because they's 1/2 siblings?

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    Both quite repulsive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    During their patrol of the area they spotted a man and woman walking down the road. The male said he was walking the female back to her house.

    Deputies determined that the pair were brother and sister and that they had just had sex in a Kenworth tractor trailer, which was parked at Countryside Baptist Church, Ehsanipoor said.


    The detective work of these deputies is to be admired, they spotted a man and woman walking down the road and could immediately determine that they had just had incestuous anal sex by looking at them.
    Boom! This is bogus.

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    Aggravated sodomy - no lube was recovered as evidence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    For those not familiar with the cult film, it doesn’t have a happy ending
    Same goes for the couple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post

    Boom! This is bogus.


    Bogus? Why it's right there in the Savannah Daily News..


    Brother and sister accused of incest in Effingham | savannahnow.com

    Right beside some inbred BillBob havin' sex with his 14 year old cousin....


    Guyton man pleads guilty in sex case involving 14-year-old cousin
    A mentally challenged Guyton man pleaded guilty today to sexual exploitation of children in a case involving his 14-year-old cousin.

    Effingham County Superior Court Judge F. Gates Peed set a sentencing date of Sept. 16 for Brandon Anthony Fanning, 21.

    Fanning was 19 on Nov. 19, 2012, when he and his 14-year-old cousin were captured on video performing and receiving anal and oral sex at a house in Effingham County, according to Assistant District Attorney Ben Edwards.

    The U.S. Department of Homeland Security found a large distributor of child porn in Louisiana in 2013, Edwards said. One of the videos was of Fanning and the 14-year-old.

    The pair believed they were speaking on a video Internet call with a female, but they really were speaking with an older male who was recording their actions, Edwards said.

    Edwards described Fanning and the 14-year-old as cousins.

    Guyton man pleads guilty in sex case involving 14-year-old cousin | savannahnow.com

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    PC gone mad. Whatever happened to sexual freedom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    'Agravated sodomy'? Is that different from regular sodomy? Does it bring a harsher sentence?
    is it only half incest because they's 1/2 siblings?
    Id be curious to know how incestuous activity is a criminal act.

    Show me the statute.


    Naked in public in probably on the books, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    'Agravated sodomy'? Is that different from regular sodomy? Does it bring a harsher sentence?
    is it only half incest because they's 1/2 siblings?
    Id be curious to know how incestuous activity is a criminal act.

    Show me the statute.


    Naked in public in probably on the books, though.
    Incest is a statutory crime. Incest can be defined as marriage or sexual intercourse between persons who are related within a particular degree of consanguinity or affinity prohibited by law, or between persons so closely related that a marriage between them would be void. The laws against incest intend to protect the integrity of the family and the welfare of minor children. The laws aim to prevent genetic mutations which otherwise might occur in the issue of incestuous relationships.

    The crime of incest can be committed in either of two ways; first by marriage between those of prohibited degrees of blood relationship, and, second, by sexual intercourse between those so related. Under the first the marriage ceremony completes the offense. Intercourse is not a necessary part of it. Under the second, the intercourse is made the crime and marriage is no part of it[i].

    The Indian Major Crimes Act (18 USCS § 1153 ) provides that any Indian who commits incest is subject to the same law and penalties as other persons committing the same offense within the exclusive jurisdiction of the United States. Under the statute, the crime of incest is not defined and punished by federal law and therefore it is defined and punished in accordance with the laws of the state in which the offense was committed. Rather than defining incest on Indian lands, federal law incorporates the state-law definition of the crime[ii].

    Statutes criminalizing incest are not unconstitutional as an unwarranted governmental interference in the private sexual relations of citizens. A conviction under an incest statute for conduct that was not a crime at the time such conduct occurred will be set aside as violative of constitutional guaranties against ex post facto laws.

    Rape and incest have been recognized as wholly different or independent offenses[iii]. The essential element of rape is lack of consent or legal inability to consent. However, consent or lack of consent is irrelevant to a charge of incest, which is committed by sexual intercourse between parties within a statutorily specified degree of relationship.

    The concept of attempt is applicable to the crime of incest, and a person may be convicted of attempted incest under statute criminalizing incest. To support a conviction for attempted aggravated incest, the state shall prove that the defendant specifically intended to engage in a prohibited act listed in the aggravated incest statute. One who asks another to engage in sexual conduct so as to commit the crime of incest with him or her can be convicted of soliciting incest under a statute providing generally that a person who, with the purpose that an offense be committed, commands, encourages, or facilitates the commission of an offense is guilty of solicitation.

    Incest - Incest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    The pair have been charged with incest, aggravated sodomy and prowling
    prowling ?

    I bet if it was 2 gay brothers bumming each other the PC police would have done nothing .

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    'Agravated sodomy'? Is that different from regular sodomy? Does it bring a harsher sentence?
    is it only half incest because they's 1/2 siblings?
    Id be curious to know how incestuous activity is a criminal act.

    Show me the statute.


    Naked in public in probably on the books, though.
    Incest is a statutory crime. Incest can be defined as marriage or sexual intercourse between persons who are related within a particular degree of consanguinity or affinity prohibited by law, or between persons so closely related that a marriage between them would be void. The laws against incest intend to protect the integrity of the family and the welfare of minor children. The laws aim to prevent genetic mutations which otherwise might occur in the issue of incestuous relationships.

    The crime of incest can be committed in either of two ways; first by marriage between those of prohibited degrees of blood relationship, and, second, by sexual intercourse between those so related. Under the first the marriage ceremony completes the offense. Intercourse is not a necessary part of it. Under the second, the intercourse is made the crime and marriage is no part of it[i].

    The Indian Major Crimes Act (18 USCS § 1153 ) provides that any Indian who commits incest is subject to the same law and penalties as other persons committing the same offense within the exclusive jurisdiction of the United States. Under the statute, the crime of incest is not defined and punished by federal law and therefore it is defined and punished in accordance with the laws of the state in which the offense was committed. Rather than defining incest on Indian lands, federal law incorporates the state-law definition of the crime[ii].

    Statutes criminalizing incest are not unconstitutional as an unwarranted governmental interference in the private sexual relations of citizens. A conviction under an incest statute for conduct that was not a crime at the time such conduct occurred will be set aside as violative of constitutional guaranties against ex post facto laws.

    Rape and incest have been recognized as wholly different or independent offenses[iii]. The essential element of rape is lack of consent or legal inability to consent. However, consent or lack of consent is irrelevant to a charge of incest, which is committed by sexual intercourse between parties within a statutorily specified degree of relationship.

    The concept of attempt is applicable to the crime of incest, and a person may be convicted of attempted incest under statute criminalizing incest. To support a conviction for attempted aggravated incest, the state shall prove that the defendant specifically intended to engage in a prohibited act listed in the aggravated incest statute. One who asks another to engage in sexual conduct so as to commit the crime of incest with him or her can be convicted of soliciting incest under a statute providing generally that a person who, with the purpose that an offense be committed, commands, encourages, or facilitates the commission of an offense is guilty of solicitation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    The pair have been charged with incest, aggravated sodomy and prowling
    prowling ?

    I bet if it was 2 gay brothers bumming each other the PC police would have done nothing .
    You certainly like your gay topics…….
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    They have brought disgrace on the " Baptist " community church.
    Oh Lord have mercy on these evil sinners that have brought shame on our church.
    And for all those police officers having a secret jerk off .

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    [quote=Hans Mann;2851945]Aggravated sodomy - no lube was recovered as evidence?[/quote

    From the looks of her, it wasn't her first time, so no lube was needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Christopher Buckner, 20, and her half-brother Timothy Savoy, 25,
    Christopher and Timothy...Couple of 'Blerks.'

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    Isn't Christopher a boy's name?

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    What a bummer

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