Qatar Airways to Manchester escorted by Fighters

[harrybarracuda]

OK, who got pissed on the flight back from Thailand then?

A man has been arrested on suspicion of making a hoax bomb threat after military jets were called to escort a passenger plane to Manchester Airport.

The Qatar Airways plane was escorted in to land by the Royal Air Force (RAF) following information received by the pilot.

Greater Manchester Police said it was treating it as a "full emergency".

Armed police boarded the Doha to Manchester plane and arrested a passenger on board.

All flights in and out of the airport were suspended for about 25 minutes.

BBC News - Military jets escort Qatar Airways plane to Manchester Airport

[Fozzy]

What a twat. There are things you just don't joke about, and bombs on aeroplanes is one of them.

[Chittychangchang]

Reports: RAF typhoon escorts plane into Manchester | Granada - ITV News

London DJ seeking publicity....and a lengthy jail term.

[Chittychangchang]

to quote from twitter ...... Passenger who saw the alleged hoaxer's face as the Tornado jet pitched up alongside the plane. "He was like 'oh shit'."

[Ronin]

^ Serves him right thick twat!

[klong toey]

I would hope the idiot is hauled to the planes exit and every passenger is allowed one hard kick to his bollocks.

[Tickiteboo]

What a complete tool! Deserves a lengthy spell in the monkey-house.

Good to see the crew handling the situation well, seeing as I'm flying with them next month.

[wasabi]

They don't make em like that any more, pilots who come out and confront the bomber

[zygote1]

They don't make em like that any more, pilots who come out and confront the bomber

Umm, I'd settle for an economy seat with the leg room and space depicted.

[pseudolus]

They don't make em like that any more, pilots who come out and confront the bomber

Umm, I'd settle for an economy seat with the leg room and space depicted.

Never settle for economy.



Guess the lad was drunk. Fool.

[rebbu]

DJ Pat seeking publicity

The cousin arse fucker is in big trouble now.

[Pound Hound]

What a twat. There are things you just don't joke about, and bombs on aeroplanes is one of them.

why thee hell not?
who's to say what's funny?
can't joke about a bomb?

what about a riddle?

what about a limerick?

what if you only intended to share a light musing?

what about an anecdote?

maybe something with was no punch line just cute little story about a bomb?

you don't call in a bomb threat! Big difference!

[harrybarracuda]

What a twat. There are things you just don't joke about, and bombs on aeroplanes is one of them.

why thee hell not?
who's to say what's funny?
can't joke about a bomb?

what about a riddle?

what about a limerick?

what if you only intended to share a light musing?

what about an anecdote?

maybe something with was no punch line just cute little story about a bomb?

you don't call in a bomb threat! Big difference!

OK smartarse try it the next time you fly.

[Ronin]

Seems he is a sad case, but then people with mental disorders are often hard to spot unless you are trained in that field;

Man sectioned over Manchester Airport plane bomb hoax

A man has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act after a bomb hoax resulted in RAF jets escorting a passenger plane to Manchester Airport.

The man, 47, was assessed by medical staff and again by a mental health team after the incident on Tuesday.

An RAF Typhoon was seen escorting the Qatar Airways flight QR23 from Doha after the pilot was handed a note about a possible device on board.
The man was sectioned "for a fuller assessment", police said.

The Airbus A330-30 was carrying 269 passengers and 13 Qatar Airways crew.

BBC News - Man sectioned over Manchester Airport plane bomb hoax

[Chittychangchang]

^ good way to get out of a lengthy jail sentence - act the nut job for a few weeks(shouldn't be hard if he's been in Thailand for a few weeks holiday)

[Ronin]

^ good way to get out of a lengthy jail sentence - act the nut job for a few weeks(shouldn't be hard if he's been in Thailand for a few weeks holiday)

Who says he's acting? He has been assessed by medical staff and mental health staff, does that make him an actor?

[Chittychangchang]

^ good way to get out of a lengthy jail sentence - act the nut job for a few weeks(shouldn't be hard if he's been in Thailand for a few weeks holiday)

Who says he's acting? He has been assessed by medical staff and mental health staff, does that make him an actor?

There is no proof he's acting, that's the beauty of the temporary insanity option when it comes to this sort of crime.
It's the sensible play right now for him in his situation.
He's probably sitting in a cell talking Thainglish to the wall muttering to himself whilst constantly masturbating inbetween pissing and shitting himself(literally).
A couple of weeks time when the dust has settled he'll come around from his (temporary )psychosis and be stamped sane and let out with no charges to answer.
He'll be back on Beach road getting fooked up again before Xmas.

[leemo]

Can't imagine it has anything to do with inbreeding.

[wasabi]

Theres a nutter sitting next to me, hes got a bomb in his briefcase, call the

[wasabi]

^ that nutter was acting.
1970 movie " Airport "