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    Just a little off the top please....

    Man’s penis mistakenly amputated during routine circumcision

    IT sounds like an urban myth. Unfortunately for Johnny Lee Banks Jnr, it’s the painful truth.
    The Alabama resident says his life is in ruins after doctors mistakenly amputated his penis during a routine circumcision.
    Mr Banks and his wife Zelda are suing the hospital, doctors and a local clinic for medical malpractice, seeking unspecified damages.
    Documents filed in Jefferson County Circuit Court say Mr Banks went to Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham last month for a circumcision but found his penis “gone” when he awoke after surgery.



    The “mistaken amputation” has caused Mr Banks “extreme pain” and made his wife suffer, the documents said.
    The lawsuit names the hospital, Urology Centers of Alabama, the Simon-Williamson Clinic and two doctors and alleged Mr Banks “never gave consent for the complete or partial amputation of (his) penis.”
    Worryingly, this is not the first time doctors have relieved a patient of his penis without asking.
    In 2011, a similar case went to trial in Kentucky after a man’s penis was partially amputated when a doctor found potentially deadly cancer while performing a circumcision surgery.
    A jury ruled against the patient, finding that the doctor exercised proper care in performing the partial amputation without consulting the patient.

    Man’s penis mistakenly amputated during routine circumcision | News.com.au

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    Doctor Katzebolzof strikes again. Eeesh!

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    There was a young man from Kentucky..

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    There was a young man from Kentucky
    Who life was amazingly unlucky
    He went in for a nick
    woke up sans his dick
    and now he cannot f*cky f*cky.

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    Something for the weekend, sir?


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    Routine circumcision.

    There's such a procedure on an adult?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Routine circumcision.

    There's such a procedure on an adult?
    Yes, I had one last year. I love it. Cleanest dicky in Wales now.

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    It is glossed over that the man had cancer of the penis. Unfortunately, if the cancer is malignant and has progressed, removal of the cancerous tissue is the only option. This does not appear to be a botched job, but the result of one seriously diseased peen. His pecker must have been one disgusting mess and emitted one awful stench. Hopefully his wife has received counselling in respect to warts/hpv because she is at risk for uterine cancer etc. CAncer of the penis, particularly the prepuce typically requires the removal of surrounding tissue if one wants a chance at survival
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    Quote Originally Posted by zygote1 View Post
    It is glossed over that the man had cancer of the penis. Unfortunately, if the cancer is malignant and has progressed, removal of the cancerous tissue is the only option. This does not appear to be a botched job, but the result of one seriously diseased peen. His pecker must have been one disgusting mess and emitted one awful stench. Hopefully his wife has received counselling in respect to warts/hpv because she is at risk for uterine cancer etc. CAncer of the penis, particularly the prepuce typically requires the removal of surrounding tissue if one wants a chance at survival

    Only if you gloss over the article.
    The primary in the article makes no mention of him having cancer.
    That is related to a separate incident and a different story altogether.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123
    Cleanest dicky in Wales now.
    I had no idea sheep were that fussy.
    Whatever works though mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by can123
    Cleanest dicky in Wales now.
    I had no idea sheep were that fussy.
    Whatever works though mate
    ....obviously, it's not [working] any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by can123
    Cleanest dicky in Wales now.
    I had no idea sheep were that fussy.
    Whatever works though mate
    ....obviously, it's not [working] any more.
    It's working nicely and I will not have cancer there. Blokes don't talk about health matters often. They should.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Routine circumcision.

    There's such a procedure on an adult?
    Yes, I had one last year. I love it. Cleanest dicky in Wales now.
    Didn't you learn to wash properly before?

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    ^ You offering a willy-wash service there ENT?

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    How many remember a dance called The Bump?...

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    ^^ Nah, just DIY instructions for dirty lazy bastar*s.

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    ^ 555 fair enough... they couldn't re-attach said appendage? all out of cello-tape and blue tac?

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    ^ You're gonna get whacked with a "Zimmer frame," whatever that is...Heh...


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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    ^ 555 fair enough... they couldn't re-attach said appendage? all out of cello-tape and blue tac?
    No hope. Once bitten off, twice shy of a pullover.

    The bit removed, if dipped in batter and deep-fried has the appearance and texture of a squid ring.

    Yer dork ain't called a ring-piece for nothing mate.

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    Good limerick Nid. As soon as I read the previous opening line, much the same popped into my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    ^ 555 fair enough... they couldn't re-attach said appendage? all out of cello-tape and blue tac?
    No hope. Once bitten off, twice shy of a pullover.

    The bit removed, if dipped in batter and deep-fried has the appearance and texture of a squid ring.

    Yer dork ain't called a ring-piece for nothing mate.
    Yer dork ain't called a ring piece at all.
    That's your anus.

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    circumcision
    Tool of the Devil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    ^ 555 fair enough... they couldn't re-attach said appendage? all out of cello-tape and blue tac?
    No hope. Once bitten off, twice shy of a pullover.

    The bit removed, if dipped in batter and deep-fried has the appearance and texture of a squid ring.

    Yer dork ain't called a ring-piece for nothing mate.
    Yer dork ain't called a ring piece at all.
    That's your anus.
    Oh deary me, things have changed!

    Originally, in Liverpool, we used to call an anus or vagina a ring (from Latin anus = ring) or a grommet, and anything fastened into any such orifice was called a "piece" or a "hook", such as "c^nt-hook" meaning a snatch-grabber, or a yoke (Knacker-speak, Ireland), meaning a coupling device, or 'thing' fastened onto something else.

    Yer ring-piece was a tool for sorting out rings.
    ring
    that part of the arse that is favoured by the arsebandit
    I had a curry last night and my ring is now on fire

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT
    No hope. Once bitten off, twice shy of a pullover. The bit removed, if dipped in batter and deep-fried has the appearance and texture of a squid ring. Yer dork ain't called a ring-piece for nothing mate.
    Perhaps Ant's recent absence has made Ent a chilled out, cool, dude.. that's some funny shit right there... ^

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    Circumcision is barbaric why not leave it alone?

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