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    Fatwa Issued: muslims forbidden to travel to Mars

    Traveling to Mars and/or living on Mars could cause death? I never knew. I'll reconsider my trip. I better scrub those suicide bombings and martyr plans as well.

    Muslims 'warned in Fatwa not to live on Mars'
    Fatwa reportedly issued warning Muslims not to make 'hazardous trip' to live on Mars

    Fatwa 'issued against Muslims going to live on Mars'


    Barney Henderson By Barney Henderson 19 Feb 20
    Muslims have been warned in a Fatwa not to go and live on Mars because it would pose "a real risk to life", according to a Dubai news organisation.

    The General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment (GAIAE) in the United Arab Emirates said that anyone making such a "hazardous trip" is likely to die for "no righteous reason".

    They would therefore be liable to a "punishment similar to that of suicide in the Hereafter", the Khaleej Times reported.

    The Fatwa was apparently issued in response to the proposal from the Dutch company Mars One last year to send four people on a one-way journey to the red planet in 2022.

    "Such a one-way journey poses a real risk to life, and that can never be justified in Islam," the committee said. "There is a possibility that an individual who travels to planet Mars may not be able to remain alive there, and is more vulnerable to death."
    Link: Muslims 'warned in Fatwa not to live on Mars' - Telegraph

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    So all them Islamic suicide bombers actually miss out on the 72 virgins because they didn't read the fine print?


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    Wish I had the brains to figure that Earth is safer than Mars, no wonder these guys are right up there at the top.

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    Damn, I was rather hoping they might all go.

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    So, no mussies on Mars? Sounds like a good plan to me. An incentive for the civilised world to get on with the job of colonising it.

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    This should piss of the America-hating, white-hating, Jew-hating Muslim Socialist in the White House, for issuing a decree that NASA should shelve its mandate of space exploration and instead devote itself to Muslim outreach.

    So it's settled, no Muslims on Mars and like it or not they'll all have to stay here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    So all them Islamic suicide bombers actually miss out on the 72 virgins because they didn't read the fine print?


    It goes to show that a pair of tits are stronger then words

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    Real reason?
    They have no idea how to figure out which way Mecca would be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barbaro
    Traveling to Mars and/or living on Mars could cause death? I never knew.
    Are you serious? You must be the retardiest retard in retardland if you didn't know those things and, Christ knows, the competition is intense. What did you think, you could just get on a bus?
    Last edited by DrB0b; 21-02-2014 at 03:38 AM.

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    I would much prefer if we just shipped the whole lot of them there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by barbaro
    Traveling to Mars and/or living on Mars could cause death? I never knew.
    Are you serious? You must be the retardiest retard in retardland if you didn't know those things and, Christ knows, the competition is intense. What did you think, you could just get on a bus?
    B0b....that.....was a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by barbaro
    Traveling to Mars and/or living on Mars could cause death? I never knew.
    Are you serious? You must be the retardiest retard in retardland if you didn't know those things and, Christ knows, the competition is intense. What did you think, you could just get on a bus?
    Are YOU serious ? Teakdoor knows the competition is intense.
    What about Marvin the Martian ?


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