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    Talking 'Swiss cheese masturbator' arrested

    05:29 Fri Jan 17 2014

    The US man dubbed the 'Swiss cheese pervert' has been arrested in Philadelphia, bringing an end to what is sure to be one of the year's weirdest crime sprees.
    Chris Pagano allegedly cruised Philadelphia neighbourhood Mayfair in his car with a block of Swiss cheese in hand and his genitals exposed, approaching women and asking them to perform sex acts on him.

    He was taken into police custody on Thursday after a joint operation by the Philadelphia and Norristown police departments, reports Philadelphia magazine.

    Cops waited outside 41-year-old Pagano's house with guns drawn until he opened his door and surrendered himself, according to Fox 29.

    He faces charges of indecent exposure and harassment.

    Court documents reveal Pagano was also arrested in 2009 after he allegedly "removed a large block of cheese from his pocket" and offered a woman on the street "$20 to rub the Swiss cheese on his penis."

    He was also charged with solicitation and disorderly conduct in 2006, though police were unable to confirm whether cheese was involved.

    In 2012 Pagano reportedly messaged a woman on dating site OKCupid to ask if she would "perform masturbation on him with cheese", saying he had "started to use [cheese] as a replacement for having sex with girls".

    Prior to Pagano's arrest, Mayfair Town Watch senior adviser Milt Martelack said the incident was "no laughing matter" and authorities were taking it "very seriously".





    'Swiss cheese masturbator' arrested

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    How disgusting.
    Swiss Cheese!
    Stilton is the choice of discerning cheesies.....

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    Dude is off his cracker, Was the result some home made Philadelphia Cream Cheese ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    The US man dubbed the 'Swiss cheese pervert' has been arrested in Philadelphia

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    Guns drawn..

    Why? He was a wanker not a murderer.

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    The evidence is damning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore View Post
    Guns drawn..

    Why? He was a wanker not a murderer.

    he's a cheesewanker, you think he is completely sane?

    Besides, cheese can kill.
    Florida man stabs brother over missing mac and cheese, spilled beer | Death and Taxes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    He was also charged with solicitation and disorderly conduct in 2006, though police were unable to confirm whether cheese was involved.
    It's only serious when it involves cheese...

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    Picture of Cheddar George in flagrante, so to speak. He ain't exactly the Big Cheese, is he?

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    Gives a whole new meaning to head cheese or even smegma...

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