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    ODDER NEWS: Woman Pulls Gun From Vagina in Alien Fight

    Vagina, can we say vagina in "News"?

    THE FORMER wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy has been arrested in a bizarre domestic dispute over space aliens that escalated when she pulled a gun out of her vagina.

    Jennifer McCarthy, 48, was arrested in Santa Fe, New Mexico on suspicion for aggravated assault and released on $5000 bail.



    A statement of probable cause, obtained by The Smoking Gun , details the argument that broke out on January 4 between McCarthy and her 53-year-old boyfriend, whose name was redacted.
    They were arguing about space aliens in the morning. McCarthy left the house, then returned and went into her bedroom.
    She came out of the bedroom wearing lingerie with a silver handgun inserted into her vagina.
    McCarthy started to have intercourse with the gun and said "Who is crazy, you or me?", then pulled the gun out of her vagina and pointed it at her boyfriend's head, the boyfriend told police.
    He was scared she would pull the trigger so he took the gun out of her hand and put it in the toilet. McCarthy got the gun out of the toilet and put it in a bin outside.
    Arresting officer Chris Zook found a silver Smith and Wesson in the rubbish outside.


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    Jennifer McCarthy and Cormac McCarthy, who wrote The Road and No Country For Old Men, divorced in 2006. They have one son together.

    Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife Jennifer McCarthy in bizarre arrest | News.com.au

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    Good job she didn't shoot her load.

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    Chrrrist! He lasted till 2006 to divorce that.

    If I'd known she kept a gun there, I'd have pulled the trigger years before that...

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    He continues to see her in 2014. She must have been an odd sight coming out of the bedroom with the gun in her vagina. It can't fit entirely in due to its shape, she probably inserted the muzzle and held it in place with her hand while she walked. Gives Non-Americans an understanding of why strip and cavity searches are necessary after all, some specimen really could hide a pengun or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainfall
    could hide a pengun or something.
    Thought you said penguin...No surprise...

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    ^ Fucker I nearly spat my coffee over my Laptop

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    ^Heh...sorry mate...but I really read it as penguin...and they should make "vomit-proof" laptops anyway...

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    I thought he wrote Penguin as well lol! Woman walking around an airport with a penguin in her vagina that would be a sight wouldn't it?

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    Maybe not in Antarctica... but whatever keeps yer pussy company...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rainfall
    could hide a pengun or something.
    Thought you said penguin...No surprise...
    Me too. Was already trying to figure out what kind of penguin would fit in there.

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    Probably she is a smuggler...of penguins...

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rainfall
    could hide a pengun or something.
    Thought you said penguin...No surprise...
    Me too. Was already trying to figure out what kind of penguin would fit in there.

    The "Emperor" is the largest, so trying to get one of those in there might really stretch her talents. The aptly-named "Little Penguin" might be a more suitable starting point for mere beginners.
    A quick google of Penguins states that; "Penguins are found almost exclusively in the southern hemisphere.." Quite.

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