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Little Chuchok · 05-05-2007, 09:35 PM

Jailed English teacher speaks out! « Thailand I’m coming!!!!!

Shite interview,but here it is.This boy is one dumb sob.

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After his release one of the jailed teachers gave Bangkokgirls and exclusive interview about his ordeal……..

Bkkgirls: Hello, How are you feeling after your recent release from jail?

Teacher: Well I’ve felt a lot better I can tell you lol

Bkkgirls: I’m glad to hear your sense of humour is still intact, after what must have been a hell of an ordeal for you!

Teacher: Yeah, you can say that again, I’m glad I’m safely back in my own country now. I still have a lot of nightmares.

Bkkgirls: Can you enlighten our readers to what happened and how you ended up in that predicament.

Teacher: Well I was working for a private school and they told me I needed to get legal, eg work permit. However that was a bit difficult for me as I didn’t have a relavant degree. In Thailand you need to have a degree to obtain a work permit in most cases.

Bkkgirls: So you were kinda stuck my friend. What did you do?

Teacher: Well I told the school I didn’t have the relavant paperwork.

Bkkgirls: What did they say?

Teacher: They said that I should go out and get the documentation myself.

Bkkgirls: So they were going to give you some money to enroll in a degree program then?

Teacher: Don’t be fucking stupid! They meant go and buy a fake degree!

Bkkgirls: Well that’s illegal isn’t it?

Teacher: No shit!

Bkkgirls: Did you go out and purchase a degree? And did you submit it to obtain a work permit?

Teacher: Yes, and a couple of months later I was issued with the work permit, I was happy because I thought nothing could go wrong, I was legal, 100% legit!

Bkkgirls: So when did you suspect that something was wrong?

Teacher: A few of us received letters from the ministry telling us that our permits and other documents were going to be withdrawn, because the moe was unable to verify our qualifications.

Bkkgirls: Well that says it all! the writing was on the wall for you, I’d have legged it personally.

Teacher: Well I needed the job and this is Thailand. I thought nothing else would become of it.

Bkkgirls: Well it did didn’t it?

Teacher: Yes, the fateful day when immigration showed up at the school. Unfortunately I didn’t know because I was teaching at the time. The first thing I knew was when a couple of guys came into my classroom and asked me to follow them into another room.

Bkkgirls: How did you feel? and what happened next?

Teacher: I was shitting my pants! And they had a list of names, of the people they wanted to see, and my name was at the top!

Bkkgirls: So what happened next?

Teacher: They put me and another guy in a van and took us off to a press conference, where we had to bow down and look very humble for the press and cameras. They assured us after this we could go.

Bkkgirls: So were they as good as their word?

Teacher: Lol a Thai who tells the truth, what do you think? We were then detained until the next day. In the morning we were whisked off to court and sentenced to 3 months.

Bkkgirls: So what about your prison ordeal then, did you have to become someones bitch in order to survive?

Teacher: NO! NEVER!! but life was tough in the clink. We were sharing a cell with about 50 other convicts, mostly Thai burmese etc. We just tried to keep ourelves to ourselves and I always slept with my ass to the ground.

Bkkgirls: So no spermy shits for you then?

Teacher: Certainly not! Though the food was awful and they didn’t give us much. Some prisoners would catch insects and add them into the food, but not me. I also had a couple of friends bring me smokes and money every couple of weeks. So I could afford extras.

Bkkgirls: Did none of your contacts ever think of baking you a cake with a file in it?

Teacher: What the fuck you think it is? the movies?

Bkkgirls: Lol had to ask. So how did you get out?

Teacher: It was the end of my sentence and I had my friend on the outside arrange my plane ticket passport etc. Without him doing this, they’d have kept me in there until I could buy a plane ticket.

Bkkgirls: So they just let you walk out of prison then and that was that?

Teacher: NO WAY, When my ticket and passport was in order they took me to the airport and made sure I boarded the plane.

Bkkgirls: So can you give our readers any advice about living, working in Thailand then?

Teacher: DON’T! in a word, DON’T let them take advantage of you the way I was! YOU will end up in trouble at the end of the day…….. and never THEM!

Bkkgirls: Thank you very much for allowing us to interview you, and all the best for the future!

Teacher: Thank you too, You’re the only site I felt confident telling my story to. A lot of the other Thailand sites are run by nothing but white uncle toms.

Bangkokgirls says…

A very sad story and also a warning to others!

Gerbil · 05-05-2007, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Bkkgirls: So no spermy shits for you then?

Quality Journalism.

Gerbil · 05-05-2007, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Thank you too, You’re the only site I felt confident telling my story to. A lot of the other Thailand sites are run by nothing but white uncle toms.

I wonder which sites he could possibly be referring to?

05-05-2007, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerbil

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Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Thank you too, You’re the only site I felt confident telling my story to. A lot of the other Thailand sites are run by nothing but white uncle toms.

I wonder which sites he could possibly be referring to?

Wonder why no-one will ever tell folks what Bangkok Shill is really up to?

White pimp of LOS.

ChiangMai noon · 05-05-2007, 09:50 PM

LC, I think this could be my breakthrough interview.
Memock turned down my my apprenticeship application.
How do I find this chap?

stroller · 05-05-2007, 09:50 PM

What the fekk is Bangkokgirls??

ChiangMai noon · 05-05-2007, 09:53 PM

I think it is fair to say that a certain poster on ajarn recommends picking up a fake degree to legalise yourself.

There is also a kunt in CM doing the same lying gig.

ChiangMai noon · 05-05-2007, 09:57 PM

something a blogger wrote..

I haven't really written about it much, but I did come to this country to teach English (among other things). I signed up for a TEFL course (Teaching English as a Foreign Language), and it has been quite an interesting experience so far.

On probably my third day in Chiang Mai, I met Jake Harvey, the man who was to be my TEFL trainer guy. He came to the Park Hotel (where I was staying) with his girlfriend Katie L'Estrange, who I had exchanged many emails with (as on the Teach in Paradise website she claims to be some kind of executive part of the organization, when she is really just his girlfriend), and I had no idea what they would look like in person. He was a 40ish year old crazy looking motherfucker with a ponytail and a motorcycle obsession, specifically Harley Davidson motorcycles. She was like 22, cute with reddish hair, freckles, and no tits or ass. Anyways, I was still feeling pretty shitty from the awful stomach problems i got on the flight over, but I was happy to see them because they were really the first falangs I met in Thailand. Within a few minutes he told me I was a lot smarter than the other people who were going to be in the course with me, which was flattering to hear, but at the same time made me think I was going to be studying with a bunch of retards, and in fact, I was.

There are 3 other kids in my class: Dave the anorexic British hippy who weighs about 80 pounds and only likes smoking weed, playing the guitar, and complaining about "capitalism, man." Also present is his "mate" Tom, who like most British people (at least according to the stereotype) looks like he is unaware of the invention of the toothbrush. Lastly, there is Jason the Australian fuck who is completely out of his mind. Jason is a complete moron to say the least; I would honestly be surprised if he finished middle school. I have no idea how someone like that can teach English when he cant even speak it himself. Since I have met him, I have maybe understood 25 percent of the words he has says. In other words, I understand Thai better than I do Austrenglish.

Over the last week Jason (or Jace, as he likes to for some bizarre but not entirely surprising reason) has told me that he has killed dogs that were sick by beating them to death with a wooden board, that he used to catch lizards and cook them in the microwave, that his ass itches a lot and that he thinks he has worms, that cow ****s are popular in australia (in stupid and impossible to understand aussie accent: listen mate, you cut out a cow's ****, dry it out, and then anytime you want to have a go you put some vas (vaseline) on it and there you go), and about 1 million dumb other things. I have lost all respect for Australia because of this kid.

ChiangMai noon · 05-05-2007, 10:00 PM

I like this entry....

Despite claims on Teach in Paradise's website about classes being taught at a "school," all of our classes have either taken place at Jake's house just outside Chiang Mai or at a fucking bar. When we have class at the bar, it is not uncommon for Jake to pound a few drinks before he starts "teaching" us. Actually he is a good teacher, but it is hard to respect someone who can't even stay sober during the 3 fucking hours a day he is getting paid to teach us.

Getting to his house has been at times terrifying, at times hilarious, but never dull. Jace the cow **** fucker has a motorcycle, so he drives to Jake's house, while usually Dave and Tom and I take a tuk tuk (3 wheeled taxi), which is pretty fucking funny, because there are no other tuk tuk's on the superhighway, only real cars. Riding in one of those things on the highway is kind of scary, because it feels like a strong gust of wind could flip the fucking thing, to say nothing of the fact that most tuk tuks can't top 20 miles an hour, while every other vehicle on the highway is doing 60 plus.

NickA · 05-05-2007, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by stroller

What the fekk is Bangkokgirls??

Pile of shit from the look of it.

Gerbil · 05-05-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

that cow ****s are popular in australia (in stupid and impossible to understand aussie accent: listen mate, you cut out a cow's ****, dry it out, and then anytime you want to have a go you put some vas (vaseline) on it and there you go

Fascinating piece of info about a quaint australian practice that I was previously unaware of. Would any of our australian members care to enlighten us further about this?

Little Chuchok · 05-05-2007, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

something a blogger wrote..

I He was a 40ish year old crazy looking motherfucker with a ponytail and a motorcycle obsession, specifically Harley Davidson motorcycles.

Fuck me dead!I thought friscoefrankie was a web designer.He teaches too.

stroller · 05-05-2007, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

He was a 40ish year old crazy looking motherfucker with a ponytail and a motorcycle obsession, specifically Harley Davidson motorcycles.

And how's FriscoFrankie these days?

Darn, lil'Chuk beat me to it!

ChiangMai noon · 05-05-2007, 10:14 PM

But interestingly enough, the jake harvey in question used to work for text and talk.
i have heard of them somewhere.

ChiangMai noon · 05-05-2007, 10:18 PM

So when are these bastards going to get outed.
When are they going to do 3 months jail time followed by deportation?

Thetyim · 05-05-2007, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by stroller

What the fekk is Bangkokgirls??

Thailand I'm coming!!!!!

RDN · 05-05-2007, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

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Bangkokgirls says…

A very sad story and also a warning to others!

Bullshit. Should've given the POS a red stamp in his passport and told him to never come back.

05-05-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

But interestingly enough, the jake harvey in question used to work for text and talk.
i have heard of them somewhere.

Isn't KenKannif still their main man in Bangkok? You know, the bloke that owes dd some money.

They also sponsor Bangkok Shill's site.

Spin · 05-05-2007, 11:07 PM

An English Teacher

gusG · 06-05-2007, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerbil

Quote: Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon that cow ****s are popular in australia (in stupid and impossible to understand aussie accent: listen mate, you cut out a cow's ****, dry it out, and then anytime you want to have a go you put some vas (vaseline) on it and there you go Fascinating piece of info about a quaint australian practice that I was previously unaware of. Would any of our australian members care to enlighten us further about this? __________________

Complete and utter BULLSHIT.(utter not udder)

05-05-2007, 09:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
ChiangMai noon punk douche bag Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: o dan y bryn Posts: 28,056	something a blogger wrote.. I haven't really written about it much, but I did come to this country to teach English (among other things). I signed up for a TEFL course (Teaching English as a Foreign Language), and it has been quite an interesting experience so far. On probably my third day in Chiang Mai, I met Jake Harvey, the man who was to be my TEFL trainer guy. He came to the Park Hotel (where I was staying) with his girlfriend Katie L'Estrange, who I had exchanged many emails with (as on the Teach in Paradise website she claims to be some kind of executive part of the organization, when she is really just his girlfriend), and I had no idea what they would look like in person. He was a 40ish year old crazy looking motherfucker with a ponytail and a motorcycle obsession, specifically Harley Davidson motorcycles. She was like 22, cute with reddish hair, freckles, and no tits or ass. Anyways, I was still feeling pretty shitty from the awful stomach problems i got on the flight over, but I was happy to see them because they were really the first falangs I met in Thailand. Within a few minutes he told me I was a lot smarter than the other people who were going to be in the course with me, which was flattering to hear, but at the same time made me think I was going to be studying with a bunch of retards, and in fact, I was. There are 3 other kids in my class: Dave the anorexic British hippy who weighs about 80 pounds and only likes smoking weed, playing the guitar, and complaining about "capitalism, man." Also present is his "mate" Tom, who like most British people (at least according to the stereotype) looks like he is unaware of the invention of the toothbrush. Lastly, there is Jason the Australian fuck who is completely out of his mind. Jason is a complete moron to say the least; I would honestly be surprised if he finished middle school. I have no idea how someone like that can teach English when he cant even speak it himself. Since I have met him, I have maybe understood 25 percent of the words he has says. In other words, I understand Thai better than I do Austrenglish. Over the last week Jason (or Jace, as he likes to for some bizarre but not entirely surprising reason) has told me that he has killed dogs that were sick by beating them to death with a wooden board, that he used to catch lizards and cook them in the microwave, that his ass itches a lot and that he thinks he has worms, that cow **s are popular in australia (in stupid and impossible to understand aussie accent: listen mate, you cut out a cow's **, dry it out, and then anytime you want to have a go you put some vas (vaseline) on it and there you go), and about 1 million dumb other things. I have lost all respect for Australia because of this kid. __________________ Pictures of Lily make my life so wonderful. Pictures of Lily, help me sleep at night.....

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05-05-2007, 09:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
ChiangMai noon punk douche bag Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: o dan y bryn Posts: 28,056	LC, I think this could be my breakthrough interview. Memock turned down my my apprenticeship application. How do I find this chap?

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stroller Kraut Last Online: 09-09-2009 06:24 PM Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: under the headphones Posts: 17,149	What the fekk is Bangkokgirls??

05-05-2007, 09:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
ChiangMai noon punk douche bag Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: o dan y bryn Posts: 28,056	I think it is fair to say that a certain poster on ajarn recommends picking up a fake degree to legalise yourself. There is also a kunt in CM doing the same lying gig.

05-05-2007, 10:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
ChiangMai noon punk douche bag Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: o dan y bryn Posts: 28,056	I like this entry.... Despite claims on Teach in Paradise's website about classes being taught at a "school," all of our classes have either taken place at Jake's house just outside Chiang Mai or at a fucking bar. When we have class at the bar, it is not uncommon for Jake to pound a few drinks before he starts "teaching" us. Actually he is a good teacher, but it is hard to respect someone who can't even stay sober during the 3 fucking hours a day he is getting paid to teach us. Getting to his house has been at times terrifying, at times hilarious, but never dull. Jace the cow **** fucker has a motorcycle, so he drives to Jake's house, while usually Dave and Tom and I take a tuk tuk (3 wheeled taxi), which is pretty fucking funny, because there are no other tuk tuk's on the superhighway, only real cars. Riding in one of those things on the highway is kind of scary, because it feels like a strong gust of wind could flip the fucking thing, to say nothing of the fact that most tuk tuks can't top 20 miles an hour, while every other vehicle on the highway is doing 60 plus.

05-05-2007, 10:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
ChiangMai noon punk douche bag Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: o dan y bryn Posts: 28,056	But interestingly enough, the jake harvey in question used to work for text and talk. i have heard of them somewhere.

05-05-2007, 10:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
ChiangMai noon punk douche bag Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: o dan y bryn Posts: 28,056	So when are these bastards going to get outed. When are they going to do 3 months jail time followed by deportation?

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Spin likes big jugs...... Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 10,964	An English Teacher

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