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    No Forking Way ! (Australian man lodges fork in penis)

    Australian man lodges fork in penis



    Oh, for fork's sake. Picture: International Journal of Surgery Case Reports



    NO FORKING way.

    A 70-year-old Canberra man came to an extraordinarily painful fork in the road when he presented to Canberra Hospital's Emergency Department with a 10cm fork lodged in his penis.
    The steel cutlery item was inserted into his urethra for his sexual gratification, a write-up in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports said.

    IN PICTURES: X-RATED X-RAYS
    It remains uncertain how the gentleman thought that could be achieved.
    The fork was not visible from the outside but doctors were able to feel it.
    "The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are difficult to comprehend", the report, titled An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body, said.
    Understatement of the year.


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    Forking hell, I bet that hurts

    I bet he feels a right prick.

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    Typical Aussie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exige View Post
    Typical Aussie
    A convict from our mother Country.

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    The bloke is 70, some strange people around!!

    Given me the shudders this one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exige View Post
    Typical Aussie
    Yeah, It's supposed to be a spoon in the ferking underwear.

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    Stainless or silver?

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    Ive heard of people being born with a Silver spoon in their mouth, but a Fork in your knob????

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    He's forked now.

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    Canberra.

    No more needs to be said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbuku View Post
    Canberra.

    No more needs to be said.
    Quite, a very bizzare place.

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    It's the evolution of a new sport which might allow Australians to win something again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    It's the evolution of a new sport which might allow Australians to win something again.
    Well, he certainly went home with the silverware.

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    I don't know how he found the tine to do it **


    ** Intellectual joke

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    Nuttery.....

    I guess someone has to be.

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    The fork has been done before.
    Penis:
    SPOON
    PLASTIC ZIP TIE
    FORKS
    ORNAMENT
    "PIECE OF TIMBER"
    Vagina:
    TOY MICROPHONE STAND
    SEWING NEEDLES
    "PATIENT STATES SHE SLIPPED & FELL ONTO A TOY TRUCK WHILE CLEANING"
    HAIRSPRAY CAP
    TUB STOPPER
    Rectum:
    FRENCH BREAD
    VIAL OF BATH SALTS
    ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE BRANCH
    DRUM STICK
    VINEGAR BOTTLE
    BABY BOTTLE
    "LOOFA W/SUCTION CUP W/HOOK ATTACHED"
    People Stuck Some Shockingly Crazy Things in Their Bodies This Year | The Stir

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    The above post is nothing. Have a read of this one.
    A 50-year-old man inserted a live eel in his rectum to “relieve constipation.” Unfortunately the eel ate its way through the bowel causing an anal perforation that necessitated surgery and two months of a colostomy bag. Why put it in headfirst? Gerbils are quite popular too for the apparently pleasant scratching sensation. One case involved a man who came in with side pain and the X-ray showed a gerbil had bitten, and suffocated in, his gut.
    Things I Have Fished Out of People's Butts | VICE United States

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    A frozen pigs tail?

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    Doctors will now have to perform a four-pronged operation procedure.

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    A fork must be cheaper than sheep.

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    What was been seen/read cannot be unseen/unread.

    Thanks

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    I know, I know, I could have predicted that with an OP like this, what was I thinking.

    Guess, I wasn't.

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    Reminds me of the old "kids in the sandbox" video shocker..

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    Must be a Euro import , a real Aussie would have used a garden fork.

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    Stick a fork in him, he's done.

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