Wanted: Condom Testers

**William** · 30-03-2007, 04:56 PM

Condom testers required by Durex

Durex says the scheme has been very successful in France

Durex has launched its first UK recruitment drive for thousands of condom testers.
The condom maker wants a panel of 5,000 people who are single, married, or in couples to report their experiences of using its condoms and lubricants.
Men and women of all ages, ethnic groups or sexual orientation have been asked to apply on its website.
Durex was inundated with 14,000 applicants on the first day it started a similar scheme in France.
'Massive panel'
UK panellists will be expected to report online on how enjoyable the condoms and lubricants were to use and whether their sex lives have improved.
"The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course," a Durex spokeswoman said. "It isn't some crazy kind of '60s love-in," she added. Durex sales in the six months until September 2006 increased by 7% compared to the same period in the previous year, driven by a surge in sales of personal devices and lubricants.

source: BBC NEWS | Business | Condom testers required by Durex

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 30-03-2007, 05:09 PM

Too late for me.

**shazbut** · 30-03-2007, 05:36 PM

Strewth,scampy is going to be a dad!chok dee!!!

**dirtydog** · 30-03-2007, 06:03 PM

Oh Dear, poor kid......

**stroller** · 30-03-2007, 06:17 PM

"Walking with Babies" to be released on YouTube soon!
And yes, it will feature the same bolding Farang in every shot...
It's part of the "Me and my Life" series.

**friscofrankie** · 30-03-2007, 06:40 PM

Great picture, Am exuberant Flipina lass, smiling ear to ear.
Our Out of work, "I'm just having fun" Scampy contemplating his options...
coming up blank.

**Eliminator** · 30-03-2007, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Great picture, Am exuberant Flipina lass, smiling ear to ear.
Our Out of work, "I'm just having fun" Scampy contemplating his options...
coming up blank.

Funny, I can just see it now, What did you do for a job dad? I was a carney.

**dirtydog** · 30-03-2007, 08:42 PM

Probably time to dump her scampy, I mean in 9 months time your going to be having sex with a woman covered in stretch marks, not a nice thought is it, or have you discussed having small wives yet

watterinja · 30-03-2007, 09:29 PM

Milk
crying
food
diapers
clothes
schooling
sports
extramural activities
stretch-marked wife
another kid
house
car
family vacation
tv
furniture
carpets
bbq
...
...
...
No space for beer

another kid
...
...
...

another wife

**Rigger** · 30-03-2007, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

or have you discussed having small wives yet

I spoke with some of the Omani guys about this and they tell me the trick is at the start of the marriage you tell your new wife that you will take a second wife and just every once and a while you keep reminding her of this until she becomes accustom to the idea after a few years.
I have been trying this on my wife but after 7 years she still isn’t keen on the idea I don’t know what I am doing wrong

**lom** · 30-03-2007, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

I don’t know what I am doing wrong

You're prolly asking instead of telling

**dirtydog** · 30-03-2007, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

I don’t know what I am doing wrong

She has seen your pink handbag and finds the thought of you going with strange men abhorent

**Rigger** · 30-03-2007, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

abhorent

???

**William** · 30-03-2007, 11:42 PM

did Scamp redo the joint? Pics off the wall. Hole in the curtain. Looks like he went mental..

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 30-03-2007, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by Eliminator

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Great picture, Am exuberant Flipina lass, smiling ear to ear.
Our Out of work, "I'm just having fun" Scampy contemplating his options...
coming up blank.

Funny, I can just see it now, What did you do for a job dad? I was a carney.

Scamp jnr - "Daddy, why am I here?"

Scamp snr - "I'd only just got the matress cover back from the laundrette"

**kingwilly** · 31-03-2007, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Probably time to dump her scampy, I mean in 9 months time your going to be having sex with a woman covered in stretch marks, not a nice thought is it, or have you discussed having small wives yet

i'm assuming he hasnt mentioned it yet - i mean he hasnt posted any pics of well feed ducks yet has he?

**William** · 31-03-2007, 10:22 AM

^could be in his LadBoy movie (explaining why he plays such a large role)

**stroller** · 31-03-2007, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

i'm assuming he hasnt mentioned it yet - i mean he

She's a Filipina, not a Thai.

They have the tendency to turn into fat housewives after child-birth, prolly the Spanish influence.

**dirtydog** · 31-03-2007, 07:51 PM

So scampy is going to have to spend the rest of his life trying to shag a bird with the weight of your average American woman? serves the bstard right, that will teach him to have unprotected sex, you made your bed scampy, now is the time to lay down in it and savour it

**daveboy** · 31-03-2007, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Too late for me.

Oh Scampy what have you done, hit the panic button 9 months will fly by mate beleave me.

**obsidian** · 31-03-2007, 09:05 PM

"i knew i should'nt have turned the condom inside out for a second use"

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 01-04-2007, 03:43 AM

*Moved to new topic*

**blackgang** · 03-09-2007, 10:42 AM

Luckydog · 03-09-2007, 11:35 AM

Congratulations sir.
I love to see a man looking SO HAPPY upon hearing that he is gonna be a Papa.

Hope it looks like her and not you old bean........

**terry57** · 03-09-2007, 11:42 AM

stupid bastard scamp.

jeez, im just about over you mate.

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