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    'Britain's Worst Dad' Keith McDonald Jailed For Headbutting Partner Over Toastie Row

    'Britain's worst dad' has been jailed for headbutting his partner when they rowed over a cheese toastie.


    Keith Macdonald, who has fathered nine children by eight different women, attacked Stephanie Jubb when she scolded him for scattering crumbs at her home in Houghton-le-Spring, Sunderland.
    The 27-year-old, of General Graham Street, Millfield, Sunderland, went on the run after being convicted of criminal damage, theft, and the assault which left Ms Jubb with a bloody nose and two black eyes.
    A warrant was issued for his arrest and he was warned when he handed himself into police earlier this month to expect a jail sentence.
    Macdonald, who lives on benefits and contributes nothing to the upkeep of his children, attacked Miss Jubb after a drinking session in March this year.
    He was about to tuck into a toastie when she told him: "You're not eating that upstairs, I've just hoovered."
    In the row which followed, Miss Jubb ripped the plug for his Xbox games console from the wall.
    In retaliation, he ran downstairs and threw her Nintendo Wii console across the room.
    He then grabbed her arms and headbutted her in the face.
    Mitigating, Gavin Sword told a sentencing hearing at Sunderland Magitstrates Court: "Since the incident he has significantly moderated his drinking.

    "He said he used to have a drink first thing in the morning, but since he has been living away from the area he doesn’t drink at all during the week and has two or three drinks on a weekend."

    Macdonald, who admitted an additional charge of absconding, was sentenced to 20 weeks in prison and ordered to abide by a 24 month restraining order.

    'Britain's Worst Dad' Keith McDonald Jailed After Headbutting Partner Over Toastie Row[at]-[at]Sky Tyne and Wear


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    I'm caught in two minds here. Read the article or have a wank. Nice Av Mr. Noodles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    Macdonald, who lives on benefits and contributes nothing to the upkeep of his children, attacked Miss Jubb after a drinking session
    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    In the row which followed, Miss Jubb ripped the plug for his Xbox games console from the wall. In retaliation, he ran downstairs and threw her Nintendo Wii console across the room.
    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    He said he used to have a drink first thing in the morning, but since he has been living away from the area he doesn’t drink at all during the week and has two or three drinks on a weekend."
    He lives better than some poor fukkers that work for a living.

    Jeremy Kyle episode coming up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    "He said he used to have a drink first thing in the morning, but since he has been living away from the area he doesn’t drink at all during the week and has two or three drinks on a weekend."
    Opted for the former. What rot.

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    I would think most northern women would be glad of any man .

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan
    Just another day in monkey land
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    ^ I'll pass it over when I'm done

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    All a bit harsh,the man's just trying to eat his cheese toastie and play a bit of xbox, and the bitch is all up in his face...

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    We need another war in order to thin out the northern population a bit. Maybe declare war on Scotland and kill to birds with one stone?

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    ^That would be the end of England, then?...

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    Relocating the wall along the M4 would seem preferable

    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    "He said he used to have a drink first thing in the morning, but since he has been living away from the area he doesn’t drink at all during the week and has two or three drinks on a weekend."
    I do hope the magistrate found time to inform McDonald that he would be drinking slightly less alcohol at tax payers expense whilst in prison.

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