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    Exclamation US farmer eaten by his own pigs

    US farmer eaten by his own pigs

    2:14 PM Tuesday Oct 2, 2012



    Oregon authorities are investigating how a 70-year-old farmer was eaten by his hogs.

    The Coos County district attorney's office said Terry Vance Garner never returned after he set out to feed his animals Wednesday on his farm near the Oregon coast.

    A family member later found Garner's dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure, but most of his remains had been consumed.

    The district attorney's office said in a statement Monday that it's possible Garner had a medical emergency, such as a heart attack, or was knocked over by the animals before he was killed. But criminal activity has not been ruled out.

    Authorities estimate the hogs weigh 700 pounds. The DA's office says one hog had either bitten or been aggressive with Garner previously.

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    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.

    You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.

    You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

    They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

    Quote from "Snatch"

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    That takes care of one little piggy, now find me the silly sods who blagged the bookies..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
    So you can get rid of one average American in 2 hours then ?

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    ^^^ From the horses mouth :


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    What an avid recycler. Did he have insurance?

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    I feel sorry for the pigs.

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    So beware of someone who keeps pigs..

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    Do you know what "Nemesis" means?

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    Willy Pickton, the famous pig farmer from Canada caused a lot of grief a few years back...Sad bit of police work there...Until they got the "archaeologists" in, to grid the entire farm for forensic evidence...

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    Whats going to happen to the pigs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    Do you know what "Nemesis" means?

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    Bacon butty bites back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Willy Pickton, the famous pig farmer from Canada caused a lot of grief a few years back...Sad bit of police work there...Until they got the "archaeologists" in, to grid the entire farm for forensic evidence...
    . He killed drug addicted street hookers, ran them through a wood chipper and fed them to his pigs.

    I think its a good solution to the drug addict problem in the downtown east side.

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