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    Snake bit me Down Undargh!

    Snake bit me Down Undargh!


    Relief ... Jackson Scott after ordeal

    A BRIT was bitten "down under" by a killer snake while answering a call of nature in the Aussie bush.

    The reptile sunk its fangs into Jackson Scott's testicle as he squatted in the dark.
    But when he begged best mate Roddy Andrews to suck the venom out, his pal REFUSED.
    Instead he drove Jackson on a 40-minute life-or-death dash to Hobart, Tasmania, where doctors gave him an antidote to the deadly tiger snake poison.
    Musician Jackson, 29, of Glasgow, said: "I went into the garden at four in the morning after a night in the pub to save flushing the toilet because water is precious in the outback.

    Lethal ... Aussie tiger snake



    "Just as I finished and was about to tuck everything safely away, it bit me. I had my pants around my knees when I hobbled into Roddy's bedroom. My heart was racing and I was hallucinating.
    "Needless to say, Rod was not of a mind to suck out the poison."
    Jackson, starting a year's working holiday at the remote farm, added: "The doctors and nurses were very professional. They didn't take the mickey out of me being bitten on my wedding tackle."

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    ffs willy please stop demonstrating your geographic limitations

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    Poor thing.Is the snake ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    as he squatted
    yep - all pommy cnuts sit down to piss

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    ^What about the men folk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mid
    ffs willy please stop demonstrating your geographic limitations
    limitation ?

    are you upset that it is form the Sun ?

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    no , however as much as Oz would like to be in Asia it ain't .

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    The forum for posting news events from all over the world, ie America, Australia, Africa, Europe and any where else that isn't in Asia.

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    F@cking retard, if u ask me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mid
    no , however as much as Oz would like to be in Asia it ain't .
    erm, yeah it is.

    Bob Hawke told me so!


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    his testicles swelled up to 3 times their normal size, the victim instructed medics to "Keep the swelling loose the pain."

    Cheers

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    more proof

    Is Australia a Part of Asia?
    Usha Mahajani
    The Australian Quarterly
    Vol. 36, No. 2 (Jun., 1964), pp. 25-34
    (article consists of 10 pages)
    Published by: Australian Institute of Policy and Science
    Stable URL: http://www.jstor.org/stable/20633957

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    not on TD it fokin ain't so fok off and post in the proper forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mid View Post
    not on TD it fokin ain't so fok off and post in the proper forum
    Sounds like DD stole your password, Mid.

    I know TD is special and all, but does TD know something that the rest of the world does not ?

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    yep , TD knows the rest of the world ain't TD

    welcome to democracy

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    ^ I think the word is oligarchy.

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    possible

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    Anyway I think the bloke is lying. About saving water I mean.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok View Post
    Poor thing.Is the snake ok?
    Doubt it, hes from Glasgow..

    Should have done what the locals do and piss in a phone box or G/F s handbag...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok View Post
    Poor thing.Is the snake ok?
    Doubt it, hes from Glasgow..

    Should have done what the locals do and piss in a phone box or G/F s handbag...

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    Isn't there a joke along those lines . . .


    Anyway, of course he's a Brit - just check out the skin colour . . . pasty even though he is in Oz

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    This fella was having a swim in my pool yesterday.



    Don't know what kind he is but he has a band mark round his neck.


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    Your pool is fukking green.

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    pump broke down while I was away

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    Haha of course it did. How long were you away, by looks of it 6 months or so!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    as he squatted
    yep - all pommy cnuts sit down to piss
    No but if you read it properly he's from Scotland and they wear dresses up there

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