TeakDoor Criminal Records
The page for listing all the nasty evil TeakDoor criminals and their evil crimes and the sentences imposed on them.
Yes, TeakDoor like the CIA has a secret jail, this can be seen
here, but I doubt you have enough posts, we call it the "Moronic Kiddies Posts Forum" and this is where we jail the morons.
If you are jailed you will still be able to surf the forum as per normal, but, you will only be able to post in the "Moronic Kiddies Posts Forum", you will only be able to make 5 posts perday, and only be able to start one thread perday, posts in there cannot be edited, posts moved from other parts of the forum will be given a new title by the moderator that moves it, probably something nasty and derogatory towards yourself, we will only allow at most 200 threads in there so older threads will get hard deleted from the database, posts in there do not get added to your post count.
Anyone caught double nicking will have their old nick jailed and be left only the new one.
Anyone caught evading jail by registering a new nick will have new nick jailed for life.
Similar looking nicks will be changed for a more suitable one.
To get released you will need to demonstrate that you have mended your ways and it is safe to let you post on the main forum again.
Release will be at the discretion of the moderating team and may be conditional.
Below is a list of TeakDoor convicts for 2008
Criminal Records For 2009 here. Mr Earl Offence; Convicted of stalking and nasty posting.
Punishment; 3 Days in jail.
MeMock Offence; Convicted of stalking Newbies.
Punishment; 7 Days in jail.
Boon Mee Offence; Convicted of stalking and flaming.
Punishment; 3 Days in jail.
Butterfly Offence; Convicted of posting pictures of penises.
Punishment; 3 Days in jail.
Redrocket Offence; Convicted of being a double user name.
Punishment; Life without Parole.
Jarvis Offence; Convicted of being a Northern Scumbag.
Punishment; Life without Parole, released as a goodwill gesture over the Christmas Period.
kingwilly Offence; Convicted of harrassment of newbies, flaming, and being a cock.
Punishment; Not long enough.
AntRobertson Offence; Inability not to respond to any single post without a full blown wordy thesis.
Willful destruction of the English language.
Generally uncouth behaviour.
Punishment; 3 days in jail.
Smeg Offence; Convicted of quadruple posting of posts that had been moved.
Punishment; Several days as he was forgotten about, yes of course it was accidently.
yaya21 Offence; Willful and malicious destruction of the English language.
Punishment; Life without parole.
The Gentleman Scamp Offence; Posting pictures of what is believed to have been his penis.
Punishment; 3 Days in jail.
terry57 Offence; Stalker of women and general abuse on the forum.
Punishment; 7 Days in jail but let out on day release to continue his travel threads.
momo8 Offence; Forum distruption
Punishment; 7 Days in jail.
westerby Offence; Trolling and being a double nick name
Punishment; Life
Moses9991 Offence; God botherer
Punishment; When God contacts me about his release
zorin Offence; Posting naked pictures of his boyfriends erect penis
Punishment; 5 days
BobbyTits Offence; Abusive comments in the food forum
Punishment; 5 days
stroller Offence; Abusive comments all over the place and dummy spitting
Punishment; A long time
DrB0b Offence; Malicious links
Punishment; 7 days
Released on good behaviour
Nawty Offence; Posting pictures of his boyfriends penis
Punishment; 3 days
Released after time served and contributing this thread on
Enviroment friendly buildings Acquiesce Offence; Troll nickname from English Noodles
Punishment; Life without parol
Art Thief Offence; Troll nickname from English Noodles
Punishment; Life without parol
momo8 Offence; Sharing user names
Punishment; 10 Days
Released after serving time joining DD's bukake party, and for the Danxia Mountains thread http://teakdoor.com/singapore-china-...mountains.html Momo Offence; Troll nickname from Momo8
Punishment; Life
obsidian Offence; Nickname sharing and being a grass and trolling scum
Punishment; 4 days
English Noodles Offence; Nickname sharing and being trolling scum
Punishment; 7 days
Released after his thread on Huangsha Mountains http://teakdoor.com/singapore-china-...huangshan.html Accidental Ajarn Offence: Accidentally pissing off most forum members and failing to go to his AA meetings. Unwillingness to demonstrate he is able/willing to use the quote button. Punishment: 7 days and his diary of jail life after successful quotes. Released: 22/1/2009
chinthee Offence- Throwing his weight around, abusing forum members. Punishment- 7 days and substantial contribution to TD threads.]
momo8 Offence; Forum disruption
Date 31/10/2008
Punishment; Indefinite
The Gentleman Scamp Offence Posting jibberish and insults
Date 10/11/2008
Punishment Seven Days and a top half thread
HungryHeart Offence Not being in possession of a working brain and posting rubbish in the top half
Date 13/11/2008
Punishment Three days & a top half thread
English Noodles Offence; Stalking
Date 15/11/2008
Punishment; 8 days and a top half thread
Released; 23/11/2008
Cujo Offence:Double Nicking. Now known as Dug.
Date: 19/11/2008
Punishment: Life
paulsmithson Offence:Being a dumb knut
Date: 25/11/2008
Punishment:A long time
Chicken Payback Offence:Double Nicking to avoid jail
Date: 1/12/2008
Punishment: Life
smeg Offence:Repeated misuse of the report button and reposting moved posts and threatening physical violence
Date: 1/12/2008
Punishment:Released 19/1/2009
Gaudente Offence:Lese Majeste
Date: 2/12/2008
Punishment:15 years probably
stolikat Offence:Threats & Posting like a nutter
Date: 3/12/2008
Punishment:3 Days
Gordy Offence:Scampy multinicking whilst jailed
Date: 3/12/2008
Punishment:Life
guilt trip smith Offence:Scampy multinicking whilst jailed
Date: 6/12/2008
Punishment:Life
divion Offence:Posting like an abusive idiot
Date: 7/12/2008
Sentence:A long time
dissent Offence:Evading jail with a new nick
Date: 14/12/2008
Sentence:Life
